5. Elin Woods took the kids and flew to Sweden by private jet Monday. She plans to be gone for weeks. But before she left, Elin reportedly met with a divorce attorney 3 times. And it looks like Tiger has given up trying to save the marriage and is moving on with his life. He’s living in the house he and Elin once shared, although he was seen leaving a realtor’s office this week, so maybe he’s wanting to unload a house filled with some bad memories. And after Elin left Monday, Tiger spent Tuesday and Wednesday playing golf with Michael Jordan, and his house has been packed with lots of friends every day and night. A source says Tiger’s not a man sitting around depressed about his marriage. He’s moving on and seems to be as happy as ever.

4.  A lot of people assumed — for obvious reasons — that Doug Reinhardt was using Paris Hilton. But a source says that simply wasn’t the case and claims that during their 18-month relationship, Doug spent $2 million on her!! WHAT?!?! This source says Doug had a lot to live up to in terms of keeping up with Paris’ jet-setting lifestyle, and that all those trips they took to Fiji and Hawaii and Aspen were paid for by Doug. The source say she showered her with presents, including a Chanel watch and custom-made jewelry. So what exactly did he get out of this deal? And where exactly did he get $2 million in the first place?

3. If you watched season one of “Jersey Shore,” then you are familiar with the term “grenades.” In Jersey Shore lingo, grenades are ugly, fat girls and during season one of the show, The Situation and Pauly D were teased for hooking up with lots of grenades. But this season, a source close to the cast says The Situation and Pauly D have moved on to the “hot babes” and Ronnie’s the one locking lips with grenades. But apparently, he’s doing all of this behind his girlfriend Sammi’s back. We’ll see if any of that makes the show when it comes back to MTV in July.

2. “People” magazine loves to feature the “Yes, I’m gay!” cover story. They did it with Lance Bass and Clay Aiken, but those weren’t really shocking disclosures. But! “People” reportedly has an exclusive and shocking “Yes, I’m gay!” cover story for their May 5 issue. It’s reportedly some A-list actor known for his many encounters with women. But it was all for show, and he’s ready to come out and live his life as a gay man. Whoever this is has already been booked on several major talk shows that week to discuss it, including “The View.”

1. Lindsday Lohan’s dad told TMZ he will back off trying to get Lindsay placed in a conservatorship if she and his other daughter Ali agree to sit down with him and talk — without any lawyers or their mom Dina present. Michael Lohan says if the girls don’t agree, he will go to Family Services and ask that Ali be removed from Lindsay’s home, which is where she’s been living and where she is being home-schooled. By Lindsay?? Michael showed up at Lindsay’s apartment for an intervention and Lindsay was tweeting about it at full speed. She says she needs a restraining order against her dad because he’s nuts, and that he can barely spell his own name because his brain has been ruined by drugs. Interesting stuff if you want to check it out – twitter.com

Elin leaves the country and Tiger starts partying! Tiger was spotted on his first social outing Monday night when he went out with a group of people to an Orlando bar to eat and have a few drinks. Just hours before Elin boarded a private jet with their kids, headed for Sweden. Then last night he did it again, but this time he left his home to party at: the Nickelback concert! He was completely surrounded by security backstage to enjoy the show without being bothered. He has previously joined Nickelback onstage but kept a lower profile last night.

The troubled life of celebrity spawn. Michael Douglas appeared in a Manhattan court yesterday to watch the sentencing of his son Cameron. Michael pleaded with the judge to lower the sentence for his son, claiming that there is a history of drug abuse in the family and Cameron just couldn’t handle the pressure of finding his own identity and having a famous father. Catherine Zeta-Jones and Kirk Douglas also wrote letters pleading for a lesser sentence. Cameron pled guilty to dealing large quantities of meth and cocaine from his hotel room. The judge ended up handing him just 5 of the usually mandatory 10 years for the charge.
Kris Allen has learned the Twitter backlash the hard way. He may have been joking but his followers didn’t find it very funny. Yesterday morning he tweeted a link to his own video that said: “Gambling at it’s finest. The link shows a woman in a wheelchair going bonkers on a slot machine.” Ohh people didn’t like that at all. The tweets started coming in saying never film the physically disabled doing anything 2b interpreted as funny. Then someone said “dude, I just lost any respect I had for you”. Kris quickly issued an apology but not after losing some of his precious followers!

5. Three celebrity breakups in one day? What’s going on in Hollywood? After 13 years of marriage, Larry King is divorcing wife number seven, Shawn Southwick. She’s accusing him of having an affair with her sister. Ew. Melissa and Tammy Ethridge have ended their nine-year relationship. The two of them exchanged vows in 2003 and once same-sex marriage was recognized in California in 2008, the two of them planned to make it legal but never got around to it. They have 3-year-old twins — a son named Miller and daughter named Johnnie Rose. Melissa has two other kids with her former partner Julie Cypher, who left Lou Diamond Phillips for Melissa but later decided she didn’t want to be a lesbian any more. And last but not least, Mel Gibson has dumped his baby mama Oksana Grigorieva, reportedly because she was pressuring him to marry her.

4. One of Tiger Woods’ mistresses has been arrested. Jaimee Grubbs — who relased that infamous voice mail Tiger left for her to “Us Magazine” — was arrested on three warrants for driving on a suspended license. Police pulled her over last night and after running her license plate, all these warrants popped up. She was booked and released early this morning after posting over $30K in bail.

3. Kate Hudson was proud of her small boobies…or so we thought. She has gone and gotten herself a little boob job. Literally. It’s just a little boob job. Nothing blatantly obvious. But Kate was noticeably fuller up top while hanging out at a pool in Miami last week. A source says Kate always made jokes about her small breasts and acted like it was no big deal, but her chest has always been one of her biggest insecurities.

2. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have been on again/off again for a while now. But this time, it may be off again for good. A source says it tortured Jessica when Justin landed a role in the movie “Bad Teacher” co-starring his ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz. They dated for four years and Jessica was the first girl Justin dated after he and Cameron broke up. But sources say Justin and Cameron flirt shamelessly on the set and are acting more and more like a couple. Jessica and Justin have been having huge arguments over the phone about it and then he turns around and gets all this flirty attention from Cameron. In fact, one source says Justin’s been making fun of Jessica to his friends, which means he’s lost respect for her. And once the respect is gone………..Sorry, Jessica.

1. Thanks to the judges saving Michael Lynch last week, “American Idol” was forced to send two contestants home last night. First to go was Andrew Garcia. No big surprise there. Then after a little entertainment from Season 7’s Brooke White, Miley Cyrus’ ex-boyfriend Justin Gaston, and Adam Lambert, it was down to Katie Stevens and Michael Lynch. Katie got a boot in the butt and a hug from Big Mike. So now we’re down to the final seven, who will sing inspirational songs next week and be mentored by Alicia Keys.

Elin is over it. She met with a divorce attorney a couple days ago before heading off on a solo vacation. She was sent over the edge by his return to golf and his new Nike commercial which she thought it was a cheesy thing to do. She has apparently been talking to friends about what her options are and how she is going to go about divorcing him. Eyewitnesses in Sweden say that there have been major renovations taking place on the 2 million dollar home she bought right before the incident. She continues avoiding Tiger and he just announced that his next tournament will be the US Open at Pebble Beach.
Mel Gibson who was just raving about his new Russian lover-has already dumped her. Oksana Grigorieva, singer and mother to Mel’s 5-month old child has accused him of cheating on her. She is also angry that he promised to marry her and hasn’t. She has been putting the pressure on him and he couldn’t take it anymore, so he broke it off.  Mel is filming a movie in Mexico and Oksana is off to perform in Russia.

Another celebrity breakup! Larry King is apparently a player and getting divorced for the 7th time. His wife Shawn says that she discovered an affair between Larry and her sister Shannon! Sources say that Larry has spent over a million dollars on gifts for Shannon including a $160,000 luxury car. Shannon has been staying at the Beverly Hills hotel for about a year and a half and Shawn was convinced that Larry was paying the bill. Shannon is claiming that she didn’t have an affair with him and he’s been like a father to her. Regardless, the divorce is imminent. Yesterday there was a huge fight between Larry and Shawn and they ran out of their house, jumped in separate cars and headed to divorce attorneys.

Tiger tees of at the Masters today at 1:42 pm/ET today, on the heels of yet another mistress coming forward. This one might be the most dramatic one yet. Raychel Coudriet was not a dancer OR a waitress, she is the daughter of one of Tiger’s neighbors. Rachel is a 21 year old college student who was attending the University of Alabama when she had a tryst with Tiger. Apparently he made the moves on her in a car just outside his home when Elin was inside the house. Tiger then took Raychel to an office he keeps about a mile away so they could take things to the next level. After the incident, Raychel says that Tiger kept texting her but she ended things with him because she felt guilty that he was married. She confronted Tiger after the scandal broke because she was upset to find out there were other woman than her.
Tiki Barber-who is a former Giants running back and now a Today show correspondent, has a secret. It was announced yesterday that Tiki and his wife of 11 years are divorcing. But there’s always more to the story when the wife is 8 months pregnant. TIki’s wife is pregnant with twins but Tiki wants a younger woman. Traci Lynn Johnson is a 23 year old blond who told family members she was babysitting for the Barber’s when she was actually dating Tiki. Traci is an intern at NBC.

We know Lil’  Wayne has been blogging from prison, but what else has he been up to? Well, other than reading the bible and working out Weezy got a job in Rikers. He is on suicide watch for other prisoners. He monitors the craziest ones and makes sure they don’t kill themselves. He doesn’t make much money doing it but his ex-wife says that he likes the job a lot. Other than that, all is well in prison and he’s been getting along well with all the other inmates.

Tiger Woods made his first professional appearance yesterday at Augusta, preparing for the Masters this weekend. Elin has no intention of attending, however Tiger has hired 90 other people to join him. Tiger doesn’t think the 200 security guards provided by the tournament will be enough, so he’s hired 90 to personally watch over him. This includes former Secret Service agents, FBI, and armed deputies. This is all because he is concerned one of the mistresses is going to confront him. Joslyn James has already said she intends on picketing the tournament with megaphones just to harass him. Tiger will have 8 guards surrounding his body at all times so no one can get through.

Jesse James’s angry side is starting to show. He has left rehab after just one week all because Sandra won’t take his calls. He is desperate to put his marriage back together and when he realized she is not going to speak to him anymore, he packed his bags and left. Sandra has hired a top security company to surround her because she is worried he is going to try and talk to her in person.

Sandra isn’t the only Oscar winner furious at her man. Kate Winslet’s separation hasn’t gotten much press because of the Jesse James scandal. Kate split from her husband Sam Mendes because of another woman? Sources are speculating that Sam and Kate had it out over his interest in an ex,  Rachel Weisz. Sam is in talks to direct the new Bond movie and is insistent on casting Rachel for the lead. Kate said she wouldn’t have any of it and the second they separated, Sam called Rachel asking her to be in the film.

Erin Andrews, just got finished sending one creep to prison and now there’s another one. An unidentified man has been sending death threats to the ESPN star through a local radio station. The station notified her reps just this weekend and had already notified the FBI. Security on the Dancing with the Stars set has been beefed up and the FBI says they know the person they are looking for. Overall, this person has sent in 12 threats ranging from explicit to violent and even mentioning the man who was caught filming Erin in her hotel rooms. Erin released a statement saying that she is not a quitter and doesn’t want to let everyone down so she’s going to continue in the competition.

The reason Rachel Uchitel isn’t doing any Tiger bashing is because he paid her like they got a divorce. Supposedly, she took $10 million from Tiger in exchange for keeping hush hush. Remember when Rachel had a press conference scheduled back in November? Well Tiger was so worried about the dept and detail of the information that she had on him that he offered up that huge amount of money to make sure it never comes out.

Rachel wasn’t the only one to make some money from Tiger. Several of his mistresses got paid and then many didn’t.

Sandra Bullock was spotted for the first time leaving her Hollywood Hills home and heading to a friends house. It’s being reported that she is definitely leaving Jesse James and has already started divorce proceedings. Apparently there is no silent treatment going on. Supposedly she has gotten into some seriously nasty screaming matches over the phone with Jesse. He revealed to her that there is a total of 7 women. One of these women he began an affair with just weeks into their marriage. And it’s just been revealed that one of his mistresses became pregnant. Jesse was aware of the pregnancy, but she did not have the baby. Only 5 have come out so far and he’s hoping that the rest will stay quiet. A friend says that she is so embarrassed she wants to die and that Jesse has been drinking and is trying to use his daughter Sunny as manipulation to get Sandra to stay with him.

Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez have called it quits! A friend says that they were an item and have a super strong connection but just couldn’t make it work. It probably doesn’t help that Selena was seen getting cozy with a guy named Cameron Quiseng who is the bass player in some band called Allstar Weekend.

It takes some real skill to date 3 men at once and that makes Kate Hudson talented! It doesn’t seem she needs to worry about her breakup from A-ROD considering she has 3other boyfriends to keep her busy. Lately she has been spotted hanging with photog/cameraman Darren Ankenman who she met while filming Bride Wars. There’s also an unnamed stockbroker AND pro golfer Adam Scott. Her ex-husband Black Crowes star Chris Robinson is said to be furious with her and the bad influence this lifetsyle is going to be on their son Ryder. But Kate really enjoys the company of men.

5. Mariah Carey celebrated her 40th birthday AND her second wedding anniversay to Nick Cannon over the weekend with a small party at their home in Hollywood. Only close friends were there to watch Mariah open her presents, which included stuff Mariah bought to celebrate herself. That would be a couple dozen pairs of shoes, about half a dozen purses, and a brand new pink Porsche SUV.

4. While Elin Woods won’t be in Augusta to watch her hubby Tiger play at the Masters, one woman who WILL be in the vicinity — not in Augusta, but not too far away in Atlanta — is his porn star mistress Joslyn James. Girl knows how to take advantage of a situation, and she’ll be performing at the Pink Pony just two hours before Tiger is set to tee off.

3. Rihanna has hired more security after getting a couple of steamy, graphic, and downright scary letters from a fan who calls himself “Buster.” Rihanna wasn’t taking it too seriously at first, but her boyfriend Matt Kemp stepped in and made her realize how dangerous an obsessed fan can become. The extra security was obvious at the Kids’ Choice Awards in LA Saturday night. Rihanna had security drive her in a golf cart from one backstage area to the other — a distance of about 50 feet.

2. Demi Moore got upset when she saw Kim Kardashian tweet a photo of herself, DJ LA La Vazquez, Serena Williams and Kelly Rowland with a caption that said, “Big pimpin w/@SerenajWilliams @LaLaVazquez @Kelly_Rowland Love u girls!’” Demi tweeted her this question, ” “Are you using the word ‘pimpin’ as in pimping?” Kim — who was probably ecstatic that Demi Moore was reading her Twitter post — tweeted right back, “Doesn’t everyone? LOL.” Demi didn’t find the LOL in that. She tweeted right back, “No disrespect I love a girls night out but a pimp and pimping is nothing more than a slave owner!” Demi added, “If we want to end slavery we need to stop glorifying the ‘pimp’ culture.” Kim responded, “Nothing wrong with dancing to Big Pimpin’ by Jay Z in the club!” Demi must’ve gotten some heat from her own followers because she explained that while she like Kim, she wanted to make a point about how we’ve used a word and desensitized the real meaning.

1. Mistress #2 has hired a manager. Melissa Smith is cashing in on her affair with Jesse James and says from this point forward, if anyone wants to talk to her about any of the lurid details, they have to contact her manager. By the way, Melissa was spotted buying a pregnancy test yesterday. Legit or for publicity? Meantime, Mistress #4 — the one who hired Gloria Allred to represent her — has decided not to come forward. And in the latest development, RadarOnline is reporting that Sandra Bullock has already taken steps toward a divorce. She left her home in the Hollywood Hills yesterday for an undisclosed location…perhaps to visit with her divorce attorney?

5. Seven-months pregnant Bethenny Frankel married businessman Jason Hoppy last night at the Four Seasons in Manhattan. Alex McCord and Ramona Singer were the only two NY Housewives there. And yes, Bravo’s cameras were rolling for Bethenny’s upcoming “Housewives” spinoff, “Bethenny’s Getting Married.”

4. When asked what Vienna said to him after his first performance on “Dancing With The Stars,” Bachelor Jake said, “I love you.” Don’t you just want to throw up?!?! Anyway, Jake thinks his career is so on fire right now that he’s hired the PR firm Rogers & Cowan — who handle celebrities like Sylvester Stallone, John Travolta and Bruce Willis — to represent him as he tries to turn his 15 minutes into a full-fledged acting career.

3. Tiger Woods will be at the Masters on April 8, but will his wife be there? Tiger’s camp really wants Elin to put on a very public display of support. But a source says Augusta, GA, is the last place Elin wants to be during the Masters and that she’s planning a trip to Sweden instead. Tiger’s even asked her to please consider just showing up for half of one day, just to show she’s even a little bit interested in his return to golf, but so far, she’s not budging.

2. Chris Brown is having trouble finding a spot to hold his 21st birthday party on May 5. Sources say Chris has been checking out clubs in NY, Miami, and Vegas, but promoters don’t want to book him because they don’t want to mess up their relationship — or potential relationship — with Rihanna. So now Chris is looking for private homes or restaurants in Manhattan to hold his party.

1. Jesse James was so flagrant with his affair with one of his mistresses that he even bought her a custom-made jacket that had “Jesse’s Girl” stitched across the back. Mistress #2 Melissa Smith is telling all to “Star” magazine — about how Jesse contacted her over MySpace and how they hooked up in his office the first time they met and saw each other every couple months for two years. She’s even photographed wearing her “Jesse’s Girl” jacket that she says she wears all the time. Meantime, Sandra Bullock has no intention of ever going back to the home she shared with Jesse. She’s been staying at the Hollywood Hills home she bought before she married Jesse. Good thing she never sold it….

Jesse James is quickly becoming Tiger Woods. James’ mistress number two was revealed yesterday as 35-year-old Melissa Smith. Surprise! She’s a stripper! Melissa is claiming that she had a 2-year relationship with Jesse when she met him online AFTER he was married to Sandra. Apparently, Jesse approached Smith on her MySpace page which eventually led to Smith taking a trip to his West Coast Choppers office where she says they “ended up hooking up at his office then and then twice a month after that”. Jesse went by the name Vanilla Gorilla in emails to her.

Reggie broke up with Kim but was he really cheating on her? The National Enquirer has released photos of a young woman leaving Reggie’s home in the Hollywood Hills last week. Reggie spent the night and so did a girl names January Gessert. Janurary is a blonde waitress he met at the Sagebrush Cantina in Calabassas, California.The woman was photographed leaving his house at 7 a.m. doing her walk of shame! Reggie’s rep says that the woman is actually dating Reggie’s friend.

This shouldn’t be surprising, but Tiger has been caught in another lie! When he gave his two recent mini-interviews he said that no one knew what was going on when he was doing his thing, however mistress Joslyn James has revealed multiple text messages that prove him to be a liar! Tiger’s best friend Byron Bell, not only knew what was going on at the time, he helped plan the travel for the girls. Joslyn released text messages yesterday that are from Byron and say things like, “Here are your travel reservations for next week and I will be there to pick you up”. Byron did the same thing for Rachel Uchitel.