Remember when Jake proclaimed that God wanted to him to go on the show to lead the women into Christianity? Does that apply to drug dealer’s girlfriends? In some shocking Bachelor news, it turns out Vienna was dating a known drug lord until she left Florida for filming and was still in contact with him after she won. Vienna dated a guy named Chase Alley who was arrested March 5th in the biggest drug bust in Central Florida’s history. He was charged with 50 counts of buying and selling marijuana as well as charges of money laundering and drug trafficking. He is looking at 20 years in prison. Police say the operation was making $750,000 a week and Chase talked about how he made more money than he knew what to do with it. Well now he’s being held on a half-a-million dollar bond and things aren’t looking good.
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt have broken up because Paris just can shake the feeling that Doug is using her celebrity to further his own. How many years does it take to realize this? Reports surfaced that Doug’s younger sister was getting her own reality show and Doug was going to be the producer-then told Paris she needed to be in a few episodes. Well when Paris heard that she flatly refused and apparently the show is a no-go without her involvement. Now Doug is staying at his parents’ place in Aspen and Paris was spotted out partying hard at Tao in Vegas with newly single…Reggie Bush.
Brody Jenner is no longer attainable and ladies, you might not ever want to date him after this. He’s been spotted hanging out with Avril Lavigne but it looks like things are really serious between the two. Over the weekend, the pair got matching tattoos! They decided on a lightning bolt-behind the ear for him and she got hers on her forearm. They held hands openly and were kissing in a corner of the tattoo parlor. Brody didn’t leave Avril’s side all night. Friends say that he’s really head over heels for her.

5. “Playgirl” made Jon Gosselin one final offer — $20K to pose naked. But Jon’s rep says he’s not doing it. Even though he’s reportedly flat broke, rumors are that Jon has absolutely nothing to be proud of and there’s no amount of money that would lead him to show his private parts.

4. In a new book called Brad Pitt and Anglina Jolie:  The True Story, author Jenny Paul claims that many years ago, Angelina had an affair with Mick Jagger. She says they first hookd up in 1997, when Angelina was in the Rolling Stones video for “Anybody Seen My Baby.” At the time, Mick was married to Jerry Hall and Angelina was married to British actor Jonny Lee Miller. Mick and Angelina hooked up again in 2003, the same year Angelina divorced Billy Bob Thornton and the year before she began shooting “Mr. &

Mrs. Smith.” That’s the movie that led Brad and Angelina to fall in love, which led him to divorce Jennifer Aniston.

3. Movie stars get recast all the time, but this might be the oddest recasting I’ve ever heard of. Selena Gomez is replacing Nicole Kidman in the lead of “Monte Carlo.” Producers wanted the story to target a younger audience, so they’re rewriting the script and casting 17-year-old Selena in the role once held by 42-year-old Nicole. The original plot followed four NJ women posing as heiresses in Monaco. The new plot will revolve around a group of high school and college girls on a trip through Paris.

2. The woman who claims Jake the Bachelor cheated on Vienna with her has now revealed herself. She is 25-year-old Tanya Douglas of Marianna, Florida. She says the day after Jake proposed to Vienna and filming on the show wrapped, he was on the phone with her, telling Tanya he still loved her and that Vienna and the other bachelorettes meant nothing to him. Tanya says Jake claimed producers forced him to propose for the sake of ratings. Jake released a statement saying, “The relationship with (Tanya) was prior to ‘The Bachelor.’ It simply did not work out.” He went on to say, “It is unfortunate that people such as this are trying to financially capitalize on or disparage my incredible relationship with Vienna.” Meantime, Tanya has lawyered up and she prepares to go public with her story.

1. The results from the “American Idol” elimination show last night weren’t completely shocking. Who didn’t expect John Park to get a pink slip after two emotionless performances? And Jermaine Sellers shot himself in the foot with his sassy attitude, so no surprise there that he got the boot. On the girls’ side, Michelle Delamor was dismissed for her performance of Creed’s “Arms Wide Open.” I was a little surprised she was kicked out and Katie Stevens got to stay. But you just had to feel sorry for poor Haley Vaughn, who had to stand there and sing “The Climb” again after sobbing her way through the video montage that shows the castoffs’ journey on on the show.

Does James Cameron get to decide who comes to the Oscars? Well Sasha Baron Cohen isn’t attending because of him. Sasha and Ben Stiller have planned an ‘Avatar’ sketch for the show and it was nixed yesterday by the show’s producer. He is worried that James Cameron would be so offended by it that he might even walk out of the Oscar broadcast on live TV.What did he have in mind for the sketch? Sasha planned to appear onstage as a blue-skinned, female Na’vi, with Stiller translating ‘her’ interplanetary speech. As the skit went on, though, it would become clear that Stiller wasn’t translating properly, because Cohen would grow ever more upset. At its climax, Sasha would pull open ‘her’ evening gown to reveal that s/he was pregnant, knocked up with Cameron’s love child, and would go on to confront her baby daddy as if s/he were on ‘Jerry Springer.’ THe shows’s producer worked on Titanic with Cameron and says he is well aware of Cameron’s lack of a sense of humor. Apparently James Cameron isn’t a good sport and is far from self-depreciating.

Jake “The Bachelor” Pavelka is so in love with Vienna, that he cheated on her AFTER they got engaged! Jake’s ex-girlfriend has started interviews claiming that he called her the day after taping wrapped and told her that he still loved her. He also said that the women on the show meant nothing to him. When he left to film the show, he also left his girlfriend hanging on hold. She says she thought they were still “on” and he was just trying to forward his acting career. A few phone calls led to an in-person meeting which was very secretive. She says they did not have “relations” but he did tell her that he loved her.

ALOT of progress has been made very quickly with Tiger and Elin. How do they find this information?! Apparently, Elin has agreed to move back in with Tiger. Tiger is back from treatment in Arizona and Elin went to their home yesterday to meet with him. She stayed for over 3 hours and talked in the backyard where Tiger kissed her on the cheek a bunch and they were hugging. No word on when she is going to make the move but Tiger wants her to come back this weekend.

5. Did you know that Lady Gaga wrote “Telephone” for Britney Spears?? But Britney turned it down and Gaga turned it into a duet for her and Beyonce. But Gaga hasn’t given up. She apparently loves Britney as much as I do and wants to do a duet with Britney as soon as the Monster Ball tour wraps up.

4. Jake Pavelka’s ex-girlfriend says he’s already cheated on Vienna. The woman wishes to remain anonymous for now, but she did give an interview to a some morning show DJ — once she was promised that her voice would be disguised. See….this is where I start to wonder if this woman’s for real or not. Once you get morning DJs involved, there’s no telling. But apparently this woman is going to reveal herself soon, so I guess that’s when we’ll see if she’s the real deal. Anyway, she claims that she and Jake were seeing each other before he left to do “The Bachelor,” and that he was just going to do the show to further his acting career. She says that the day after Jake proposed to Vienna and taping on “The Bachelor” ended, Jake was on the phone with her, telling her he still loved her. She says Jake claimed that the producers of the show forced him to propose to Vienna and that she meant nothing to him.  But Jake and Vienna are sure putting on a good show. She’s moving to LA to be with him as he prepares for “Dancing With The Stars.”

3. Jessica Simpson was on Oprah yesterday to promote her upcoming VH1 show, “The Price of Beauty.” She says after a year of being beaten up for her weight, she’s absolutely comfortable with her body. She says, “I love my curves. I’m not going to ever be size 0, and I don’t want to weigh 90 pounds.” She told Oprah that those infamous mom jeans she wore during the chili cookoff concert were a size 4, and that the biggest she’s ever been is a size 6. (Although one source says Jessica confided to a friend last year that she was upset because she was up to an 8…) Jessica told Oprah she was disappointed with John Mayer for discussing their sex life with “Playboy” magazine. She said, “It was really discouraging because that’s not the John that I knew.” Jessica says he did apologize, but she doesn’t accept it. She says “I don’t resent him. I’m just going to let that go. That part of my life is over.”

2. RadarOnline is reporting that Elin Woods has agreed to move home with Tiger. As of right now, she’s still living in a rental about a mile away from the home they shared until Thanksgiving. A source says that Wednesday, Tiger and Elin were at their home together for about 3 hours and that at one point, Tiger leaned over and kissed Elin on the cheek and they hugged. During that conversation, she agreed to come home, and he’s hoping that will happen this weekend. So… Does this mean he’s already done with therapy in Arizona? One week did the trick? Did I miss something?

1. Lil Wayne STILL hasn’t gone to prison. He was originally supposed to go in February 9, but because he needed some dental work, the judge allowed him to wait until this past Tuesday. So Lil Wayne was ready to show up Tuesday for sentencing and then head straight to Rikers for a year, but a basement fire shut down Manhattan Criminal Court. So instead of going to prison on Tuesday, Lil Wayne went to Madison Square Garden and jumped up on stage with Jay-Z. Afterward, he stopped by the premiere party for “Brooklyn’s Finest.” A source says Lil Wayne showed up with a posse of six, but security wouldn’t let him in. He pitched a fit until one of the movie’s publicists stepped in and let Lil Wayne and his friends inside. Lil Wayne was all ready to head to court yesterday, but at the last minute, court officials announced the courthouse needed to be closed for repairs. So now Lil Wayne doesn’t have to turn himself in until Monday.

5. Mariah Carey kept the audience waiting for almost 2 hours for her final concert in Vegas. She was having problems with her vocal cords and demanded to see her doctor before she took the stage Saturday night. After the show, Mariah headed to the after party at this club called Haze, but when she realized Ciara was right in the middle of performing, she politely waited in her car so she wouldn’t upstage Ciara. She let the girl have her moment. Once she got inside, Mariah had herself a great time, dancing and drinking and partying the night away…until she got a text from her husband Nick Cannon, telling her to “Come home.” Mariah booked it out of there and raced back to their hotel.

4. ABC has announced the celebrity lineup for the next season of “Dancing With The Stars,” which premieres Monday, March 11. Kate Gosselin, Pamela Anderson, Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco, “All My Children” star Aiden Turner, ESPN reporter Erin Andrews, Shannen Doherty, Buzz Aldrin, Niecy Nash, Nicole Scherzinger and Olympic skater Evan Lysacek were announced during “The Bachelor” last night. And the eleventh and final celebrity dancer was named in the “After The Final Rose” show that ran right afterward. It’s Bachelor Jake Pavelka. Bleh.

3. E! has announced that “Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami” will be back for a second season and ten new episodes this summer. And in other TV news, “Glee” is taking the cast on a 4-city, 7-date tour. Sadly, they’re probably coming nowhere near you. They’re scheduled to be in Phoenix, NY, Chicago and LA, but MAYBE if it’s a big hit, they’ll expand the tour. And I’m super excited that “Glee” will be back with new episodes on Tuesday, April 13! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!

2. As we all knew anyway, Ali Fedowtowsky has been named the new Bachelorette. She left Jake the Bachelor after her bosses at Facebook told her to come back to work or risk losing her job. But she says she regrets that decision and if she could, she would do things differently. So she’s throwing caution to the wind and hopes to find true love as the Bachelorette.

1. The “Enquirer” is reporting that when Jake the Bachelor finally meets his fiancee’s mother, he’s in for a big shock. Vienna never introduced Jake to her mom — just to her dad. Vienna’s parents divorced a long time ago and her mom Tina remarried. But Vienna never even mentioned her mom on the show. Why? Well, the “Enquirer” tracked her down. They say Vienna’s mom Tina is a pot head who’s married to a part-time handyman. They live in a run-down trailer along the side of Hwy 46 in Geneva, Florida, right behind Tina’s boiled peanut stand. But she doesn’t limit herself to boiled peanuts. She also sells plain and Cajun-flavored peanuts and Mountain Dew. A source says Vienna and her mom are scheming together on how they can make as much quick cash as possible over Vienna’s new-found fame.

The Oscars are this weekend and many are speculating that it’s between Avatar and The Hurt Locker. Well a co-producer of The Hurt Locker might have just made the biggest screw-up in Academy Awards History! Nicholas Chartier decided the most sophisticated way to campaign for his movie was to send out a DESPERATE mass e-mail that begged people to vote for his film and in the process, took an obvious dig at the competition.

He writes:
I hope all is well with you. I just wanted to write you and say I hope you liked Hurt Locker and if you did and want us to win, please tell (name deleted) and your friends who vote for the Oscars, tell actors, directors, crew members, art directors, special effects people, if everyone tells one or two of their friends, we will win and not a $500M film, we need independent movies to win like the movies you and I do, so if you believe The Hurt Locker is the best movie of 2010, help us!” Here’s the problem. Solicitation like this is completely against the Academy’s rules. They could disqualify the film because of this. He has since written an apology email!

Brittany Murphy’s full autopsy results have been released and her husband Simon Monjack says he feels vindicated. There is absolutely no truth to the rumors that she was using drugs OR was too think. The coroner did find a lot of medicine in her system, including over the counter cough medicine and elevated levels of vicodin, but nothing illegal. She weighed 115 pounds which the doctor said is not excessively thin and showed no signs of drug abuse.

Ohh Rozyln Papa. After trying to defend herself for months after being accused of an inappropriate relationship with a Bachelor producer, her credibility is really going downhill. She’s involved in another sex scandal-a video. Apparently she is featured in a sex tape that is being shopped around to porn companies. A spokesperson for Rozlyn says that she has NO knowledge of any tape, but Kevin Blatt a pron site representative claims that he has seen the video and it’s definitely her.

5. Things continue to go not-so-well on Whitney Houston’s comeback tour. When she arrived in Brisbane, Australia, Saturday morning, she reportedly exploded when her Mercedes Benz limo was two minutes late picking her up at the terminal. She was screaming, “This is bull#*^!” to anybody who would listen. And when a man standing nearby tried to calm her down and nicely suggested she take off her hat and sunglasses and enjoy the beautiful morning, and she told him to mind his own (BLANK)ing business. Ouch. Then during her concert last night, the audience was saying Whitney appeared to be disoriented, breathless and flat-out exhausted. According to reviewers, Whitney coughed, wheezed and even paused for breaks during her concert. But her management team is defending Whitney, saying they were all happy with her performance and can’t understand why the press and the audience are criticizing her. In fact, one fan was particularly brutal, telling a reporter after the show, “She couldn’t entertain a dead rat.”

4. Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke Mueller has left The Canyon rehab and moved in with her buddy. Her stepdad told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview that Brooke left rehab because she thinks the staff there leaked some of her personal information to the media. When Brooke found out about it, she immediately contacted her lawyer and left. She did not go home to Charlie and her sons, but moved in with a friend until she can figure out her next move. The Canyon won’t confirm that any information about Brooke had been leaked by them and they also refused to comment on whether they are conducting and internal investigation.

3. ABC is no longer beating around the bush. They say that Rozlyn Papa was kicked off “The Bachelor” because she definitely had sex with a producer. Rozlyn continues to deny that the relationship was anything more than innocent flirtation and says that ABC is lying. She said she never even kissed Ryan Callahan, who ended up being fired from the show. At this point, though, wouldn’t these two people be filing a lawsuit if ABC is actually lying and defaming their characters? Hmmm…

2. Rihanna turned 22 on Saturday and some pictures and video are starting to come out now from the big soiree. Her rumored boyfriend organized a house party for her somewhere near Phoenix and the party including a midget stripper, who danced for Rihanna as her song “Hard” played in the background. Matt even got her a birthday cake that was decorated with Rihanna’s tattoos.

1. Jessica Simpson has guys fighting over her. Literally. On Friday night, Jessica reportedly showed up at this Hollywood club called Jane’s House with her little entourage and headed straight for the VIP section. A source says she was especially close to one guy and it looked like they were on a date. When the DJ put on “Umbrella,” Jessica and her female publicist jumped up and started dancing. After the song ended, the publicist sat down, but Jessica kept dancing — and she was putting on a show. A group of guys were watching and one of them managed to work his way over to Jessica and started dirty dancing with her. The source says the guy was obviously wasted and Jessica looked uncomfortable, and that’s when the guy in her entourage — the one she had been flirting with earlier — stepped in and tried to get the dirty dancing stranger to back off. And that’s when things started to get ugly. These two guys started screaming at each other and Jessica slinked away in panic and tried to find a security guard. Meantime, Jessica’s entourage and this guys group of friends all started yelling at each other and security arrived just in time to diffuse the situation. Jessica was soon able to go back to dancing with herself.

5. Kris Allen will be back on American Idol next week to help raise money for Haiti. Kris will travel to Haiti with the United Nations Foundation and then share the video of his experience on next Thursday’s show. Viewers will be asked to make donations online or by text and that money will go to the Idol Gives Back Foundation for Haitian relief efforts. And then the actual Idol Gives Back show happens on April 21 where they’ll be raising money for 5 charities, including Feeding America and Malaria No More.

4. The Bachelor finale is March 1 and Jake must choose between two women: Vienna and Tinley. Now Reality Steve told us who Jake’s going to pick, but I won’t repeat it here. But I will tell you what Us Weekly says happened after production on the show ended in November. Yes, it’s been MONTHS since Jake made his choice, so a lot can happen between then and now. And Us says that the moment filming stopped, Vienna rushed to Florida to reunite with BOYFRIEND, Lee Smith. Yes, Vienna had a boyfriend the entire time and only did The Bachelor to become famous. She even told Lee that she’d be coming back for him. But to her surprise, while Vienna was off doing the show, Lee had started dating another woman, waitress Cassie Heaberlin. A source says Vienna was so angry that she walked right into Lee’s house, went into Lee’s bedroom and physically threatened the couple. The source says Lee and Cassie woke up to find Vienna standing at the foot of their bed holding a wine bottle like she was going to hit them with it. But RadarOnline.com has a different version of what’s going on. They are reporting that Lee was arrested for trespassing outside Vienna’s parents’ home shortly before she left to film The Bachelor. And they say that contrary to what Us is reporting, Vienna is not in love with her ex-boyfriend and that it’s HIM, not HER, who is refusing to let go of their relationship.

3. In Touch Weekly says that Kourtney Kardashian has finally ended things with Scott Disick. Yes, the weekend in Vegas was bad, but it’s been even worse than what we saw on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Sources say since Kourtney had baby Mason, Scott’s dropped that whole “attentive boyfriend” routine and is back to being a full-time D-bag. Apparently, Scott’s constantly criticizing Kourtney for not getting rid of the baby weight fast enough for his liking. Scott told her he’s just not attracted to her because she’s fatter than she was when they were dating.

2. Kristin Cavallari was in Miami for the Super Bowl and she was rumored to be going around to everyone asking if they had any cocaine. No comment from MTV and Kristin’s lawyer says it’s not true… but based on Brooke Mueller’s attorney, we’ve learned that celebrity lawyers will flat-out lie to protect a client. A source told Us Magazine that Krisitn’s issues are becoming apparent to everyone because she’s getting scary-thin and not showering regularly. Reportedly, her castmates on The Hills — Brody, Audrina, Lo and Stephanie — have all been urging her to go to rehab, but Kristin doesn’t think she has a problem.

1. Tiger Woods will make a public apology tomorrow morning. He will hold a press conference at the PGA Tour headquarters, where he will read a prepared statement. This is not an open media event. Instead, only a small group of reporters are being hand-picked to be there and they will not be allowed to ask any questions. His agent says Tiger will be surrounded by a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates, but there’s no word if his wife Elin will be by his side. But RadarOnline.com is reporting that the two of them had dinner together Tuesday night. A source says she’s still not wearing her wedding ring and they’re still living separately, but dinner together was a HUGE development. After dinner, Tiger and Elin went their separate ways, but the next day, Elin was photographed near Tiger’s house carrying two cups of coffee…

5. Tila Tequila claims she’s pregnant with The Game’s baby. He says no way, but she says yes way and time will prove her right. In the meantime, Tila’s former bodyguard says he knows who that baby daddy is, and it’s not The Game. He says it’s Tila’s old high school boyfriend from back in Texas. He wouldn’t give the guy’s name but says he’s a US Army combat veteran who served in Afghanistan and is now back in Texas.

4. Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas had a romantic dinner at Philippe West Hollywood. Well…as romantic as it could be with Joe Jonas as a third wheel. Nick took Selena by the hand and guided her through the restaurant to a private wine room near the back. A source says Nick was a gentleman, making sure the crowd didn’t bombard her.

3. Dumped bachelorette and now happily married Melissa Rycroft has a new gig as a special correspondent for “Entertainment Tonight.” Her first assignment was covering Monday night’s “We Are The World” recording session in LA. She’s still working for “Good Morning America,” too, and even joined Ryan Seacrest for “Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.” But now Melissa’s being suggested as a replacement for Samantha Harris on “Dancing With The Stars,” which I think would be PERFECT. Meantime, Pam Anderson is reportedly going to be a celebrity dancer on the upcoming season.

2. Tiger Woods is leaving sex addiction rehab this week and his wife Elin has flown to Hattiesburg, Mississippi, to pick up her man. Elin has called off the divorce for now and is giving Tiger a second chance. Instead of heading home to Orlanda, Tiger and Elin plan to go away together for a few days, just the two of them.

1. Fall Out Boy has broken up. Pete Wentz blogged, “As far as I know, Fall Out Boy is on break…I can’t predict that I’d ever play in Fall Out Boy again.” He later tweeted, “Something would have to change in my head or my heart — not my wallet. It’d have to be real.” Meantime, Pete is looking toward the future. He says, “Letting go of this giant part of my life has been hard, but I want to be back on tour having my son watch me from the side of the stage.” Lead singer Patrick Stump told Spin.com, “I’m not in Fall Out Boy right now. One way or another, the band will always be around.”

After the Olympics, Jay Leno will get his 11:30 PM time period back. Conan has been told that he has the choice of moving from midnight to one A.M. or if he wants to leave NBC altogether. If he chooses the midnight slot, Leno’s show will only be a half hour long, and if he leaves, Leno gets the full hour. Apparently Conan is still thinking about what he wants to do and is furious because he was given no warning.

The ‘Bachelor’ contestant dismissed from the reality show for an alleged affair with a producer is defending her honor. She gave an interview yesterday insisting that she didn’t have a sexual relationship with a producer. She says that they mean something completely different by “inappropriate” and it has nothing to do with intimacy. She says,  “I had a relationship with someone on the show that didn’t benefit them,” she says of the producers. She goes on to say that she had no idea the extent of show manipulation that goes on and nothing is what it seems. Papa is not dating the producer, who was also fired, but she claims they have remained close.

Now that man has a face you're proud to show your parents, eh?

Russell Brand proposed to his girlfriend of just 4 months, Katy Perry and we have all the over the top details. He asked her during a romantic ceremony at their hotel in India on New Year’s Eve. During the day, he took her to buy a $1,000 dress to wear to dinner. That night he had the hotel organize a private dining experience for them. They arrived in a horse and carriage and at midnight they enjoyed fireworks while sitting on an elephant. The two have already started planning their wedding. Many suspect that it will happen in the next six months.