Here’s the thing.

I can separate annoying qualities from physical qualities in a person.  I don’t know.  It’s a gift I’ve always had.

That’s why I’m not annoyed that Kim Kardashian has been named the most annoying celebrity out there.

According to a new Parade Magazine poll:

The winner was newlywed Kim Kardashian, with 29 percent of the vote, just edging out Charlie Sheen, who earned 27 percent.  Rounding out the top five were “Jersey Shore’s” Snooki, Donald Trump and Brad “The Bachelor” Womack.

Is Kardashian annoying?  Sure she it.  Is she still good looking? Oh yeah.

Would I hate if we hung out?  Not at all, as long as I can keep my earbud headphones in at all times, listening to the radio.

How would I know that this is a X-Ray of Kim Kardashian’s butt?  Because she says it is.

UsMagazine.com is reporting that Kim went to her family doctor to help her prove that her butt was real and not her enhanced with implants.

Ummm… here’s my reactions:

1. Ha!

2. That is a lot of junk in the trunk

3.  If that’s real, that’s really a lot of junk in the trunk.

Kim Kardashian has been getting death threats! She was hanging out with
Justin Bieber at the Correspondents dinner in D.C. and Justin tweeted a
photo of her saying, “Look it’s my girlfriend”. Well Justin’s crazed fans
didn’t think that was very funny and started harassing Kim. Kim tweeted
Justin to tell him and Justin had to tweet “ladies calm down. Let’s all be
friends and hang out often”.
Kim Kardashian is a fame-loving, lying, plastic surgery-loving cheat-
according to her ex husband. Damon Thomas has given a shocking
interview to In Touch Weekly where he describes the Kim he knows as a
girl that “can’t write or sing or dance, so she does harmful things in order
to validate herself in the media”. He goes on to say that Kim wants to be
portrayed as this great sister but behind closed doors she is obsessed
with fame and will step on anyone to get it. He says that the sisters are
extremely competitive and are insanely jealous of eachother. Damon is
furious about the rumors that he abused Kim and says that it isn’t true
and Kim actually convinced him to pay for her expensive plastic surgery-
including a boob job and liposuction.

One of the first things Bret Michaels wants to do now that he’s out of the
hospital might surprise you. He is talking about getting married! The bad
news here is that there will be NO more Rock of Love!!! What are we going
to do without that? The good news is that he wants to marry the mother of
his children, Kristi Gibson. He says that getting married is now one of the
things on his bucket list and since he has a second chance now he doesn’t
want to let it pass him by.

Here’s another Kim Kardashian shocker. It’s being reported that before Kim dated and split from Reggie Bush, she was in an abusive relationship. Most people know that Kim was married to Damon Thomas-a partner at underdog entertainment, however they were married for 4 years and things were horrible. Star magazine is reporting that Damon was a monster of a human being and was both physically and emotionally abusive to Kim. They even quote Kim as saying, Damon hit her in the face and cut her lip open which caused her to fall into a bedframe and hurt her knee. Surely we would have heard about this sooner if there were any truth to it!
Heather Locklear might be going to jail. It was just learned that she was arrested for hit-and-run over the weekend. Heather was driving around Westlake Village, California around 4am when she went over a curb and plowed into a “No Parking” sign. She fled the scene, but witnesses said that they saw her car. When police went to her home, they found damage on the front of her BMW. Heather was arrested for a hit and run, which is bad news for her because she is on probation already. Back in 2008, she was arrested for a DUI for prescription drugs. If she is found guilty of this charge she is going to jail for 3 months!
Idol spoiler: Tim Urban finally got booted off last night. But one of our favorites, Crystal Bowersox is still in the running and she opened up about her emotional performance from Tuesday night. Crystal says that she knew her dad was wearing sunglasses because that was his plan to hide his crying. When she saw him wearing them during her song it made her cry because she knew he was getting emotional. As for Ryan being the one convinving her to stay on the show? Crystal says that she really respects Ryan and all he did in their conversation was giver her good advice. She says she was never considering leaving the show!

5. “The View” is doing pretty well in the ratings, so now it’s time for the knock-offs. CBS is going to shoot a pilot for their own twist on an all-women panel who talk about life and such. Their panel would include Julie Chen, Sara Gilbert, Lisa Rinna and Bethenny Frankel. Weird, but it could work. They’ll shoot the pilot in May and see how it feels before moving forward.

4. Crystal Bowersox says she never wanted to quit “American Idol” and that Ryan Seacrest didn’t have to talk her into staying. She says, “I never intended on quitting. None of that (was true.) We had a conversation, but it definitely didn’t go down the way that it has been portrayed as. We had a simple, civil conversation. Ryan gave me great advice. And I highly respect him. I am not mad at Ryan Seacrest. He is a great man. We just bumped into each other and had a good talk.” By the way, Christina Aguilera will be performing on the season finale May 26.

3. It’s another celebrity Twitter war! Except the two people involved now say they were only joking…But it was pretty vicous-sounding stuff to me. First it started at 1:35am Tuesday, with BowWow tweeting that he was heading into a club. Chris Brown tweeted back about there being a height requirement and then assumed that BowWow just walked under the red rope. Then BowWow tweets back, questioning what kind of (BEEP) tweets another (BEEP) at 3am, and then implies that Chris is gay. Then it just gets uglier with Chris saying BowWow’s girlfriend is sleeping with Rob Kardashian and BowWow telling Chris his tweets are as boring as his last performance and that he ought to go to bed because he has to get up early for community service. Does any of this sound like “joking” to you?

2. A lot of people forget Kim Kardashian was once married, and “Star” magazine is out with some shocking details about her marriage to Damon Thomas, a partner at Underdog Entertainment. Kim and Damon eloped and were married for 4 years, but “Star” says it was a volatile marriage, with Damon often flying into jealous rages. They say he punched her, threatened to kill her and even told her she needed plastic surgery to improve her body.
1. MTV is denying it, but Page Six says the cast of “Jersey Shore” will be downsized a bit when it comes back for season three. Reportedly fan favorites Snooki, DJ Pauly D, and The Situation will definitely be back, but Ronnie, Sammi, J-WOWW, and Vinny are on the fence. No word about Angelina. MTV insists they haven’t even begin talking about season three yet.

5. Why doesn’t VH1 just drop the ruse that they’re a music channel. It’s become all reality pretty much all the time. And now VH1 has announced plans for FORTY FOUR original series this year, all centered around celebrities, music and real life stories. Among the new shows, “You’re Cut Off!” which premieres in June. It shows what happens when you take nine spoiled young women and completely cut them off from shopping and getting their mani-pedis and force them to live life as normal people!! Another couple shows to look forward to — I’ve got to set my Tivo before I forget — “Diary of a Hip Hop Girlfriend,” “My Big Friggin Wedding,” and she’s back! “Fantasia for Real 2″!!!!!!
4. Courtney Love says no, Robert Pattinson will not play her late husband Kurt Cobain in the movie about his life. She says, “Isn’t that so stupid? Who would cast him? That’s just wrong. No offense.” How could he not be offended?! Courtney says there are only two men who could play the part of Kurt — Ryan Gosling and this Scottish actor named James McAvoy. As for the part of Courtney? She says she’s had her eye on Scarlett Johansson for some time. But the movie is still in the earliest stages of development. The script for “Heavier Than Heaven” is just now being written.

3. MediaTakeOut.com has just found out that Beyonce will be performing at a wedding in Nigeria next week. It was an offer she couldn’t refuse — $2 million. Nigerian billionaire Chief Mike Adenuga Jr. hired Beyonce to sing at his daughter Bella’s wedding. Adenuga made his fortune founding a Nigerian telecom company.

2. Snooki is back on the market. She dumped her body-building boyfriend Emilio because she he was flirting with other girls on Facebook — which is how the two of them hooked up in the first place — and she was paranoid that he was just using her to get famous. The straw that broke the camel’s back was when she found out Emilio was trying to get a part on the next “Real World.” Emilio says he found out he was single again by checking Snooki’s facebook status.
1. Kim Kardashian says she has a regret — posing for “Playboy.” She told “Harpers Bazaar” that she’s sorry she did it because she was uncomfortable about it. But her momager Kris Jenner pressured her into it. She says her mom told her, “They might never ask you again. Our show isn’t on the air yet. No one knows who you are. Do it and you’ll have these beautiful pictures to look at when you’re my age.”

5. “How To Train Your Dragon” surprised everybody by finishing first at the box office this weekend. The 3-D cartoon earned another $20 million in its fourth week. Hot on its heels in second place was the new movie, “Kick-Ass.” It was super-close, too — earning $19.75 million for second. Maybe if it had been in 3-D, it wouldn’ve debuted in first. Coming in third was “Date Night,” with $17.3 million .

4. Snooki, J-WOWW, The Situation, and friends have been living inside the Metropole Hotel in South Beach while they’re filming the second season of “Jersey Shore.” Several walls of the 1940s hotel had to be torn down to make the space more suitable for such a big cast, but the owners hope they’ll make that money back fast. They plan on renting out the Jersey Shore Suite for $2000 a night after the cast packs up and heads back home to Jersey.

3. Carrie Underwood made history last night by becoming the first woman to win the CMA for Entertainer of the Year twice. But Lady Antebellum was the big winner of the night, winning 5 awards, including song and record of the year for their crossover hit “Need You Now.” They also snapped Rascal Flatts’ 7-year winning streak by taking home the award for best vocal group. However, Miranda Lambert beat out Lady Antebellum for album of the year. But maybe the biggest story of the night isn’t who won, but who lost. Taylor Swift was completely shut out of the ACMs last night after sweeping the Country Music Association Awards back in November and then taking home her Grammy in January.

2. Lindsay Lohan hasn’t done much work since her last movie “Labor Pains” went straight to DVD, but that hasn’t stopped her bad habit of spending money. Lindsay used to make a good bit of money doing club appearances, but those are drying up, too. Now that her career is tanking, she’s lucky to get $5K to show up these days. A source says Lindsay owes about $600K in credit card debt and claims that one credit card company cut her off last week. And just last month, Lindsay reportedly had to scrape up $23K to catch up on back rent so she could stay in her place.

1. Kim Kardashian has reportedly moved on from her breakup with Reggie Bush. She was seen making out with international soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo while she was in Madrid last week. But what we haven’t heard about is the reason behind Kim and Reggie’s breakup. MediaTakeOut.com claims they have the real story from an “extremely reliable” insider. They claim that Reggie and Kim were headed toward marriange and that Reggie even went so far as to buy the ring. He was just waiting for the right time to pop the question. Well! One day, Reggie was using Kim’s laptop when all of a sudden some IMs came over — from Kanye West!! Reggie pretended to be Kim and was able to figure out that Kanye and Kim had been seeing each other for months behind Reggie’s back. MediaTakeOut.com says Reggie confronted Kim about it and she confessed. So he broke up with her and then headed straight for Kanye. This “extremely reliable” source says Kanye’s security had to hold Reggie back, but that the next time Reggie sees Kanye, he’s gonig to whoop his butt.

5. Mariah Carey celebrated her 40th birthday AND her second wedding anniversay to Nick Cannon over the weekend with a small party at their home in Hollywood. Only close friends were there to watch Mariah open her presents, which included stuff Mariah bought to celebrate herself. That would be a couple dozen pairs of shoes, about half a dozen purses, and a brand new pink Porsche SUV.

4. While Elin Woods won’t be in Augusta to watch her hubby Tiger play at the Masters, one woman who WILL be in the vicinity — not in Augusta, but not too far away in Atlanta — is his porn star mistress Joslyn James. Girl knows how to take advantage of a situation, and she’ll be performing at the Pink Pony just two hours before Tiger is set to tee off.

3. Rihanna has hired more security after getting a couple of steamy, graphic, and downright scary letters from a fan who calls himself “Buster.” Rihanna wasn’t taking it too seriously at first, but her boyfriend Matt Kemp stepped in and made her realize how dangerous an obsessed fan can become. The extra security was obvious at the Kids’ Choice Awards in LA Saturday night. Rihanna had security drive her in a golf cart from one backstage area to the other — a distance of about 50 feet.

2. Demi Moore got upset when she saw Kim Kardashian tweet a photo of herself, DJ LA La Vazquez, Serena Williams and Kelly Rowland with a caption that said, “Big pimpin w/@SerenajWilliams @LaLaVazquez @Kelly_Rowland Love u girls!’” Demi tweeted her this question, ” “Are you using the word ‘pimpin’ as in pimping?” Kim — who was probably ecstatic that Demi Moore was reading her Twitter post — tweeted right back, “Doesn’t everyone? LOL.” Demi didn’t find the LOL in that. She tweeted right back, “No disrespect I love a girls night out but a pimp and pimping is nothing more than a slave owner!” Demi added, “If we want to end slavery we need to stop glorifying the ‘pimp’ culture.” Kim responded, “Nothing wrong with dancing to Big Pimpin’ by Jay Z in the club!” Demi must’ve gotten some heat from her own followers because she explained that while she like Kim, she wanted to make a point about how we’ve used a word and desensitized the real meaning.

1. Mistress #2 has hired a manager. Melissa Smith is cashing in on her affair with Jesse James and says from this point forward, if anyone wants to talk to her about any of the lurid details, they have to contact her manager. By the way, Melissa was spotted buying a pregnancy test yesterday. Legit or for publicity? Meantime, Mistress #4 — the one who hired Gloria Allred to represent her — has decided not to come forward. And in the latest development, RadarOnline is reporting that Sandra Bullock has already taken steps toward a divorce. She left her home in the Hollywood Hills yesterday for an undisclosed location…perhaps to visit with her divorce attorney?

This is something that will come as a complete shock to us all, Ricky Martin is gay. Ricky Martin released a statement yesterday on his website that says, “I am proud to be a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed.” Though we’ve all known this is the case, he has always dismissed doubts about his preference over the years. He said that he acted this way because he didn’t think the world was ready. He said he changed his mind about keeping this secret because of his two twin boys and he wants them to live an open life. He says the world is finally ready for him as a gay man.

Kim Kardashian isn’t just fighting with Reggie Bush…Demi Moore isn’t a fan of her either. Kim is in Miami filming for the sisters reality show and Kim was at One Bal Harbour Resort & Spa to help Kelly Rowland launch her I Heart My Girlfriends charity. Kim tweeted a photo of herself, LA La Vazquez, Serena Williams and Rowland with the caption saying, “Big pimpin w @SerenajWilliams @LaLaVazquez @Kelly_Rowland Love u girls!” Demi Moore was NOT happy with Kim’s word choice and tweeted to her, offended about the word pimpin. Demi tweeted,“No disrespect I love a girls night out but a pimp and pimping is nothing more than a slave owner, “If we want to end slavery we need to stop glorifying the pimp culture.”Kim took the high road, referencing Jay-Z’s song, Big Pimpin. But Demi wasn’t done. She tweeted, “Clearly I stirred up a storm, but 2 create change U have 2 be willing 2 take a risk and be willing 2 provoke thought & conversation.”

Has a couple on Dancing with the Stars fallen for eachother? Dance partners Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are “maybe” dating. Maksim revealed to People magazine saying everyone who meets her falls in love with her. He said she doesn’t hold back and what you see is who she is. Sources are saying they are getting pretty close!

Jesse James’s mistresses continue to be revealed but where is poor Sandra Bullock throughout all of this? A friend who went to visit her revealed that she is at another one of her homes in the Hollywood Hills that is a 45 minute drive from where she lived with Jesse. Another neighbor says that there has been a bunch of cars going in and out of the driveway and it’s more activity than he’s seen in the last year. She loves the house and has often stayed there alone in the past few years. The friend says she is being reclusive because she is beyond upset and is having serious difficulty dealing with it.

In Touch Weekly is reporting that the very married Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are living separately. Friends say they have grown apart emotionally over the last few months and they have split the home next door to theirs, into 2 separate living areas. Friends also say that they can’t be around eachother and she is embarrassed about the rumors that he cheated on her They fight contstantly but refuse to divorce for the children and have decided that living next door to eachother, but apart is the best choice.

Thank god for Twitter. Kim And Reggie have cleared the air about the cheating rumors. Reggie was rumored to have hooked up with waitress January Gessart last week, but Reggie says it’s not true. He tweeted: Clarification 4 the dummies aka the media, January is a long time friend of mine & has been dating my best friend for 6 months.Sorry! Lol! ALL THE LADIES, STEP RIGHT UP! If you would like to be the next person linked to dating Reggie Bush all you gotta do is stand next to him!!! And how about those rumors of Kim dating Manchester soccer player Wayne Bridge? She tweeted that she has no idea who he even is.