If there is one thing the world doesn’t need,  it’s more Justin Biebers running around.

He and his legal team have are denying a lawsuit filed by a 20-year-old woman from California who claims that the teen pop star fathered her child after an encounter backstage at an LA show.

In this case, and even without knowing if it’s true or not, I do support the pop superstar.  That’s mostly because I can’t handle a lullaby version of “Baby.”

Lady Gaga’s style may be all the rage, but not so long ago there was a guy from Jersey who could hairspray with the best of them and guess what, he kicked Gaga’s stylish butt.

Bon Jovi is the top grossing tour of 2010. Followed by U2 (sorry Bono, so close if it weren’t for your aging back), AC/DC and then Lady Gaga.  Gaga did manage to beat out Paul McCartney, but Bon Jovi played 69 shows and sold them ALL out.  Every single seat in the joint.  Say what you like, that they’re old news, uninteresting or overrated, but as they would tell you 100 Million fans can’t be wrong.

Now, I would say that 100 Million fans can totally be wrong, just add up Justin Bieber, Rush Limbaugh and the fans of the Kardashian sisters.  But with Bon Jovi, they got it right.  As cool as Gaga thinks she may be, I’ll just bet that when she falls asleep she dreams of having a career like Jon Bon Jovi – minus having to play New Jersey so many nights in a row (am I right Springsteen?  You know how it feels too).

Here they are playing Livin’ on a Prayer with Rhianna in Madrid:

Justin Bieber + Nail Polish Line = Creep City.

Justin Bieber is ready to tell all.  He’s got a 3D movie, nail polish line and comic book all in the works and now it’s time for the 100% official memoir, straight from the singers whiny lips.  Not quite ready to go out and spend $21.99 to learn about his humble beginnings, YouTube stardom, and romantic life or waste 240 pages of your life?

Here are the top 10 Things you can learn:

1.  Break some rules
“Singers aren’t supposed to have dairy before a show, but we all know I’m a rule breaker. Pizza is just so good!” -page 15

2.  No one starts a life like Celine Dion
The day I was born, March 1, 1994, Celine Dion was solid at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 with “The Power of Love.” Not a bad song to start your life on.” -page 26

3. Dare to be crappy at all sorts of stuff.
“Dare to be a sucky skateboarder or a lousy video editor or a completely crappy golfer. If we do only the stuff we’re good at, we never learn anything new.” -page 52

4. Dudes: Speak French, Impress Chicks
“Now I’m really glad that I speak French, because, let’s face it, girls dig it when a guy speaks French. They call it the language of love, and that ain’t no coincidence. Plus, I love my French fans! Très jolie!” -page 60

5.  Hockey or Beyonce…tough call in getting the blood flowing
“Nothing ever got my pulse racing (in a good way) like hockey. Well, nothing except Beyonce, but that wasn’t until I was twelve or so. Then, all of a sudden, it was like I opened my eyes one day and noticed that the world is full of beautiful girls, and I’ve had a hard time thinking about anything else ever since.” -page 71

6.  Got a small butt in 8th grade? It’s your destiny
“I got up there and sang my little eighth-grade butt off, thinking this was possibly the greatest moment of my entire life — of anyone’s life — better than hockey, better than ‘Star Wars,’ better than Grandma’s turkey and gravy.” -page 88

7.  Life without the hair swoosh is no life at all
“I’d just gotten the ugliest haircut of my life the day before. My trademark swoosh was hacked off into this squarish situation that kind of reminded me of Bart Simpson.” -page 124

8. Success is like bungee jumping in New Zealand
“I couldn’t believe things were finally coming together. I was almost afraid to believe it. The only thing I can compare it to is when I bungee-jumped off a bridge in New Zealand not long ago. It was a long journey to get there, but, at the last minute, there I was. Standing there. Ready. I had no idea what this was going to be like, but I knew it was going to be awesome.” -page 143

9.  Aim to be 1/10 Michael Jackson
“If I can do just one-tenth of the good Michael Jackson did for others, I can really make a difference in this world.” -page 177

10.  Don’t even THINK about swearing
My foot was broken. In the middle of a song. In front of twelve thousand people. And Taylor Swift. I won’t tell you the words that went through my head.” -page 199

Explain this to me: What crazy planets aligned that made it possible for Gaga and Bieber to reach 1 Billion views on YouTube?

If these two threw down cage match style who would win?

Quit freaking me out kid….yeesh.

I was listening to Charlie this morning, and George Michael popped on, and know what?  He’s pretty awesome.  Ok, there’s that whole bathroom break he took a few years ago, and  he can’t seem to learn to just party at home (hey celebrities, if you’re going out and you’re going to be impaired, GET A DRIVER), but I’d argue that “Father Figure” and “Freedom”  would totally be hits if Bieber or someone recorded them now (no Justin, that’s not an invitation to ruin this song).  Plus, the videos are excellent:

Father Figure

Faith

Freedom

“Freedom” features just about every super model that ever existed singing his song, plus he burns that leather jacket from “Faith”, love it!
Not sure if I really want him to be my father figure but the song still kicks some a$$.

Kim Kardashian has been getting death threats! She was hanging out with
Justin Bieber at the Correspondents dinner in D.C. and Justin tweeted a
photo of her saying, “Look it’s my girlfriend”. Well Justin’s crazed fans
didn’t think that was very funny and started harassing Kim. Kim tweeted
Justin to tell him and Justin had to tweet “ladies calm down. Let’s all be
friends and hang out often”.
Kim Kardashian is a fame-loving, lying, plastic surgery-loving cheat-
according to her ex husband. Damon Thomas has given a shocking
interview to In Touch Weekly where he describes the Kim he knows as a
girl that “can’t write or sing or dance, so she does harmful things in order
to validate herself in the media”. He goes on to say that Kim wants to be
portrayed as this great sister but behind closed doors she is obsessed
with fame and will step on anyone to get it. He says that the sisters are
extremely competitive and are insanely jealous of eachother. Damon is
furious about the rumors that he abused Kim and says that it isn’t true
and Kim actually convinced him to pay for her expensive plastic surgery-
including a boob job and liposuction.

One of the first things Bret Michaels wants to do now that he’s out of the
hospital might surprise you. He is talking about getting married! The bad
news here is that there will be NO more Rock of Love!!! What are we going
to do without that? The good news is that he wants to marry the mother of
his children, Kristi Gibson. He says that getting married is now one of the
things on his bucket list and since he has a second chance now he doesn’t
want to let it pass him by.

5. Paris Hilton bumped into her ex Doug Reinhardt at a Hollywood club and then proceeded to ignore him for the rest of the night. Paris showed up with a possee including Brandon Davis — most famous for calling Lindsay Lohan a “fire crotch” — and was apparently shocked to find Doug there. Sources say it then became a contest to see who was having the better time. Doug was flaunting some blonde girl he was with on one side of the dance floor and Paris was across the room pretending not to notice.

4.  Sources behind the scenes at “Dancing With the Stars” say Jake and Vienna were inconsolable after he was kicked off Tuesday night. Before the show even started, Jake was heading in with the lowest scores from the night before. So he and Vienna huddled together, held hands and prayed for survival. Their prayers were not answered. When it was announced that Jake was going home, he mouthed to Vienna, “It’s okay…” And after he made his goodbye speech and the cameras stopped rolling, he made his way over to his beautiful fiancee and they sobbed and hugged on each other. The head producer even went over to try to comfort the two of them. If you, like me, detected a weird tension on his dance partner Chelsie’s part when he was telling her he loved her and blah blah blah blah, sources say the second the cameras stopped rolling, Chelsie immediately walked away from Jake and went straight to her boyfriend Mark Ballas for a little loving and hugging of her own. A source says Jake often made Chelsie cry during rehearsals and she’s actually relieved to be done with him.

3. Justin Bieber is not happy with his fans — at least not the most rabid ones that knocked down and trampled his mother! About 500 fans were waiting to see Justin when he arrived in New Zealand Tuesday and things got out of control. Justin tweeted about it later, saying, “Not happy that someone stole my hat and knocked down my mama. Come on people…” He told his fans that he wants to sign autographs and take pictures and meet the fans, but if they keep pushing and making it a dangerous situation, security won’t allow him to do any of that. Fortunately, his mom Pattie wasn’t injured in the trampling and Justin even got his hat back.

2. About 10 years ago, Chelsea Handler made a sex tape, but she claims the whole thing was a joke. RadarOnline.com claims they’ve seen it and during the first part of the tape, it shows Chelsea doing part of her standup routine. Then the camera cuts to Chelsea turning on the camera in what appears to be her apartment and then getting it on with some British dude. At the end of their fun time, the man asks Chelsea if they got the shot, Chelsea looks right in the camera and smiles, and the tape immediately cuts back to her continuing her stand-up routine in her apartment. RadarOnline confired the tape was sent out to agents as a demo when Chelsea was trying to book standup gigs. Chelsea claims the tape may be graphic, but it wasn’t real. And she was really ticked that somebody even tried to blackmail her, saying they wanted a million dollars for the tape.
1. Jenna Jameson says she can prove Tito Ortiz was lying when he accused her of being high on OxyContin during their fight Monday that left her with torn ligaments in her shoulder. On the day of the incident, Tito’s attorney said, “Jenna has been fighting a battle with OxyContin addiction for the past year. For Tito and her family this has been an uphill battle. Unfortunately this morning she had a relapse. Tito was trying to help her. She has threatened suicide before. Tito has done everything in his power to protect her privacy and the privacy of their children.” But Jenna denied she was taking any drugs. So the very next day, she took a drug test that tested her for 10 major drugs, including Oxycodone, cocaine, marijuana and meth. She tested clean. And TMZ says she’s telling the truth. So now I don’t know who to believe!!

Photos of a shirtless Justin Bieber have surfaced on the web, but a little bird is the big story. A bird tattoo that is. Justin was having fun on Whale Beach in Syndey and photographers captured a tiny bird tattoo on his left hip. What does the bird mean? And is it real? Some fans are claiming that the tattoo is identical to the one his cousin Jared has on his arm and represents “the freedom to be yourself”. Justin has yet to tweet about it!

Gavin Rossdale cheated on Gwen Stefani?! If you believe Courtney Love then it really did happen. The Hole lead singer was on Howard Stern yesterday and announced that she carried on an 8 month affair with Gavin while he was married to Gwen. She said, “We had a really good time…He was lovely. Everyone gave me so much crap because Gavin sounded like a lot like Kurt….But man, he was such an Adonis in his day! He got good in bed … something happened. Maybe Gwen taught him, for all I know.” Howard asked her if Gwen knew and Courtney said that yes she knows and so did other people. She said they even had feelings for one another.
Matt Damon’s wife is a baby making machine! It’s been announced that the couple are expecting their 3rd child together. It will actually be their 4th since Luciana has a girl from a previous marriage. No word on the sex of the baby but sources say they are hoping for a little boy since all the others are girls!