We know what Conan O’Brien is planning to do in the next couple of months. He has just announced a 30-city comedy tour called, “The Legally Prohibited From Being On Television Tour”. Being the incredibly generous guy that he is, he isn’t getting paid to do it! The only reason he’s doing the tour is to keep all of his Tonight Show staffers employed! Every bit of the money the tour makes from tickets and merchandise are going to his staff-AND they are going on the road with him! This shouldn’t have been that hard to do for free considering he received at 32.5 million dollar severance from NBC. Conan is taking 40 people on the road but has warned fans to prepare themselves for the tour being half a**ed/half effort.

Jessica Simpson’s new man has stood up for her and is now giving his thoughts on John Mayer. Billy Corgan told Rolling Stone that what Mayer is doing is a not-so-subtle attempt to blow up his career. Billy says that he knows from personal experience what sabotaging your own career is like. He says, “Rather than take a year off or change his musical direction, some part of it is irritating his soul to the point where he’s trying to blow it up. Certainly a talented guy, but empathetically, standing on the sidelines, it’s hard to watch someone literally burn their career to the ground speaking as somebody who’s done it.”

Ladies, if you can’t get enough of Robert Pattinson you can sleep easy now. He has revealed that acting isn’t his only talent and he is releasing an album later this year. He says that after seeing all of his friends record albums he is very annoyed because he can play the guitar and the piano in addition to singing. He just can’t find the time to get in the studio. He admire J-LO for being able to sing and act!

5. Did you know that Lady Gaga wrote “Telephone” for Britney Spears?? But Britney turned it down and Gaga turned it into a duet for her and Beyonce. But Gaga hasn’t given up. She apparently loves Britney as much as I do and wants to do a duet with Britney as soon as the Monster Ball tour wraps up.

4. Jake Pavelka’s ex-girlfriend says he’s already cheated on Vienna. The woman wishes to remain anonymous for now, but she did give an interview to a some morning show DJ — once she was promised that her voice would be disguised. See….this is where I start to wonder if this woman’s for real or not. Once you get morning DJs involved, there’s no telling. But apparently this woman is going to reveal herself soon, so I guess that’s when we’ll see if she’s the real deal. Anyway, she claims that she and Jake were seeing each other before he left to do “The Bachelor,” and that he was just going to do the show to further his acting career. She says that the day after Jake proposed to Vienna and taping on “The Bachelor” ended, Jake was on the phone with her, telling her he still loved her. She says Jake claimed that the producers of the show forced him to propose to Vienna and that she meant nothing to him.  But Jake and Vienna are sure putting on a good show. She’s moving to LA to be with him as he prepares for “Dancing With The Stars.”

3. Jessica Simpson was on Oprah yesterday to promote her upcoming VH1 show, “The Price of Beauty.” She says after a year of being beaten up for her weight, she’s absolutely comfortable with her body. She says, “I love my curves. I’m not going to ever be size 0, and I don’t want to weigh 90 pounds.” She told Oprah that those infamous mom jeans she wore during the chili cookoff concert were a size 4, and that the biggest she’s ever been is a size 6. (Although one source says Jessica confided to a friend last year that she was upset because she was up to an 8…) Jessica told Oprah she was disappointed with John Mayer for discussing their sex life with “Playboy” magazine. She said, “It was really discouraging because that’s not the John that I knew.” Jessica says he did apologize, but she doesn’t accept it. She says “I don’t resent him. I’m just going to let that go. That part of my life is over.”

2. RadarOnline is reporting that Elin Woods has agreed to move home with Tiger. As of right now, she’s still living in a rental about a mile away from the home they shared until Thanksgiving. A source says that Wednesday, Tiger and Elin were at their home together for about 3 hours and that at one point, Tiger leaned over and kissed Elin on the cheek and they hugged. During that conversation, she agreed to come home, and he’s hoping that will happen this weekend. So… Does this mean he’s already done with therapy in Arizona? One week did the trick? Did I miss something?

1. Lil Wayne STILL hasn’t gone to prison. He was originally supposed to go in February 9, but because he needed some dental work, the judge allowed him to wait until this past Tuesday. So Lil Wayne was ready to show up Tuesday for sentencing and then head straight to Rikers for a year, but a basement fire shut down Manhattan Criminal Court. So instead of going to prison on Tuesday, Lil Wayne went to Madison Square Garden and jumped up on stage with Jay-Z. Afterward, he stopped by the premiere party for “Brooklyn’s Finest.” A source says Lil Wayne showed up with a posse of six, but security wouldn’t let him in. He pitched a fit until one of the movie’s publicists stepped in and let Lil Wayne and his friends inside. Lil Wayne was all ready to head to court yesterday, but at the last minute, court officials announced the courthouse needed to be closed for repairs. So now Lil Wayne doesn’t have to turn himself in until Monday.

5. Things continue to go not-so-well on Whitney Houston’s comeback tour. When she arrived in Brisbane, Australia, Saturday morning, she reportedly exploded when her Mercedes Benz limo was two minutes late picking her up at the terminal. She was screaming, “This is bull#*^!” to anybody who would listen. And when a man standing nearby tried to calm her down and nicely suggested she take off her hat and sunglasses and enjoy the beautiful morning, and she told him to mind his own (BLANK)ing business. Ouch. Then during her concert last night, the audience was saying Whitney appeared to be disoriented, breathless and flat-out exhausted. According to reviewers, Whitney coughed, wheezed and even paused for breaks during her concert. But her management team is defending Whitney, saying they were all happy with her performance and can’t understand why the press and the audience are criticizing her. In fact, one fan was particularly brutal, telling a reporter after the show, “She couldn’t entertain a dead rat.”

4. Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke Mueller has left The Canyon rehab and moved in with her buddy. Her stepdad told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview that Brooke left rehab because she thinks the staff there leaked some of her personal information to the media. When Brooke found out about it, she immediately contacted her lawyer and left. She did not go home to Charlie and her sons, but moved in with a friend until she can figure out her next move. The Canyon won’t confirm that any information about Brooke had been leaked by them and they also refused to comment on whether they are conducting and internal investigation.

3. ABC is no longer beating around the bush. They say that Rozlyn Papa was kicked off “The Bachelor” because she definitely had sex with a producer. Rozlyn continues to deny that the relationship was anything more than innocent flirtation and says that ABC is lying. She said she never even kissed Ryan Callahan, who ended up being fired from the show. At this point, though, wouldn’t these two people be filing a lawsuit if ABC is actually lying and defaming their characters? Hmmm…

2. Rihanna turned 22 on Saturday and some pictures and video are starting to come out now from the big soiree. Her rumored boyfriend organized a house party for her somewhere near Phoenix and the party including a midget stripper, who danced for Rihanna as her song “Hard” played in the background. Matt even got her a birthday cake that was decorated with Rihanna’s tattoos.

1. Jessica Simpson has guys fighting over her. Literally. On Friday night, Jessica reportedly showed up at this Hollywood club called Jane’s House with her little entourage and headed straight for the VIP section. A source says she was especially close to one guy and it looked like they were on a date. When the DJ put on “Umbrella,” Jessica and her female publicist jumped up and started dancing. After the song ended, the publicist sat down, but Jessica kept dancing — and she was putting on a show. A group of guys were watching and one of them managed to work his way over to Jessica and started dirty dancing with her. The source says the guy was obviously wasted and Jessica looked uncomfortable, and that’s when the guy in her entourage — the one she had been flirting with earlier — stepped in and tried to get the dirty dancing stranger to back off. And that’s when things started to get ugly. These two guys started screaming at each other and Jessica slinked away in panic and tried to find a security guard. Meantime, Jessica’s entourage and this guys group of friends all started yelling at each other and security arrived just in time to diffuse the situation. Jessica was soon able to go back to dancing with herself.

Jay Leno better start looking for a new sidekick. Kevin Eubanks is leaving The Tonight Show after 18 years! NBC has yet to confirm the news, but the New York Times is reporting this so it seems the cat is outta the bag. Apparently Kevin has said the he wants a change and a chance for new opportunities. Supposedly he wants to go on tour with a band! No date has been set for his departure but sources are speculating that he is leaving shortly after Leno takes The Tonight Show back from Conan O’Brien on March 1.

Jessica Simpson is on the cover of next month’s Allure magazine and is claiming that she has learned “nothing” from her past relationships. She says that John Mayer didn’t make her go brunette even though he’d like to get credited for it. She says that she still talks to Tony Romo. She says that her next husband will undoubtedly be an artistic type. And how does she feel about turning 30? She says that she thought she would have it figured out by now. She says she thought, “I’m going to be this great pop star, have my songs on the radio, be married, and have babies….But things can be taken away from you. A song can not be played on the radio. An album can not work.”

You are the father…for now. Beyonce’s dad has been ordered to pay child support to mistress Alexsandra Wright. She has been claiming for months that she is positive Matthew Knowles is that father of her child. She says that he even helped her name the baby Nixon. An LA judge has ordered Matthew to pay 8,200 a month as well as all medical costs for the child. They haven’t even had a paternity test! He will be taking one March 1. It seems that he IS the daddy because he hasn’t once denied the rumor and also gave Alexsandra $10,000 back in January to cover other pregnancy costs.

John Mayer is starting to stand for: insert foot in mouth. His Rolling Stone interview was racy enough but his Playboy interview makes that look like a Disney show. He goes into details about how wild Jessica Simpson was and compares her to crack cocaine. He says that he would have paid 10,000 dollars just to keep the “romantic” side of their relationship. He goes into detail about what happened with him and Jennifer Aniston. The interviewer asks if he still loves her and he says, “Yes, always. I’ll always be sorry that it didn’t last. In some ways I wish I could be with her. But I can’t change the fact that I need to be 32.” Being 32 means he doesn’t want pet dogs in the kitchen and he wants to tweet. He says that Jen hated the technology side of him and that was the huge difference between them. His goal for the year is to become well liked and get into US Weekly as much as possible.

Oh Fergie Ferg might be regretting that vow renewal! Nicole Forrester, the stripper who claimed to have an affair with Josh Duhamel is 3 months pregnant. She says that she is 95 percent certain that she’s pregnant with Josh’s baby. She says that she hasn’t decided what she is going to do but says that she is probably carrying a million dollar baby! If this turns out to be true, is there any way that Fergie can move past this?!

Kate Hudson has her sights set on a new man and she might have a chance! Apparently, Kate has always had a thing for Justin Timberlake and has been putting on the full court press since hearing he’s on the outs with Jessica Biel. A source close to her says that they’ve both had a “thing” for each other for years but the timing has always been off. Kate and Justin were said to be canoodling at the SAG awards where they presented together. Kate flirted with Justin outrageously that night, and he was all over her. They exchanged numbers in the green room. The rumor around Hollywood is that Justin and Jessica are over and their relationship has evolved into just friends.

5. Paramedics were called to an apartment on the West Side of Manhattan last night. It’s believed that the girl who called 911 was Ireland Baldwin — Alec Baldwin’s 14-year-old daughter who freaked out when her dad was unresponsive. Alec was taken to the hospital where he was examined for about an hour and then released. His condition is not known.

4. Pauly D has been hired by the Palms Casino Resort in Vegas to be their in-house DJ this spring. He should rap up before he has to report for duty with the rest of his “Jersey Shore” castmates in Miami, where season two begins taping in May. Like all the Jersey kids, Pauly’s being offered all sorts of money to show up at different clubs and events. But one of the craziest offers Pauly got was $50K to walk a bride down the aisle! His rep turned it down because Pauly is a serious DJ.

3. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are both disputing the story going around on the internet that when they were together, Samantha was physically abusive. Lindsay tweeted, “Samantha R never raised a hand to me, I’ve never said she did. Enough is Enough…” Samantha responded with her own Tweet to Lindsay, saying, “THANK you for clearing that up. The high road was giving me a nose bleed! To ANYONE who perpetuates this rumor accusing me of being violently abusive after Lindsay Lohan has denied it: I WILL take legal action. Sorry to sound so stern – but that sort of s**t is not cool.”

2. The stripper who claims she had an affair with Josh Duhamel while he was filming a movie in Atlanta now says she is three months pregnant! And Nicole Forrester says she is “95 percent certain” that Josh is the baby daddy! Nicole says she hasn’t decided what she’s going to do. Interesting to note that when Nicole sold her original story to the “Enquirer,” she said that she and Josh used protection.

1. Who knew John Mayer was the type to kiss and tell? In the new issue of “Playboy” magazine, John claims that sex with Jessica Simpson was as addictive as crack cocaine. He added,  “And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them…It was like napalm, sexual napalm.” He wasn’t so graphic when he described his relationship with Jennifer Aniston — perhaps because there’s a level of respect there. But last night during a concert in Nashville, apparently all of this stuff got to John and during the middle of “Gravity,” he stopped playing and apologized to the guys in his band. He said, “In the quest to be clever, I completely forgot about the people that I love and that love me.”  He then went on to say that he shouldn’t have spent so much time trying to be witty and “I should’ve just given that up and played the guitar. I didn’t. So I decided I would try to be as clever as possible all the time, and I did that at the expense of people that I love and that feels absolutely terrible.” He got real choked up and said, “It’s just not worth being clever. I quit the media game. I’m out. I’m done I just want to play my guitar.” And then he thanked his band and after a long pause, he started playing his guitar solo.

See John Mayer’s In Concert Apology

I’m not sure what’s more insane, that stupid pot hole that I hit on Stoughton Road which they don’t seem to fix or John Mayer.

I guess it’s John Mayer. Remember these are his quotes which fall into the TMI category….

The singer dished on exes Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson to Playboy Magazine, saying that some of the rumors that Aniston dumped him over his Twitter addiction were actually fairly accurate. According to Mayer, she saw his “involvement in technology as courting distraction.”

Then, he took a snarky dig at the 41-year-old actress, saying, “I can’t change the fact that I need to be 32.”

When it comes to Jessica Simpson, however, the details were far juicier, with Mayer revealing that their sex life took a walk on the wild side more often than not. “That girl is like crack cocaine to me…sexually it was crazy…it was like napalm, sexual napalm.”

Mayer, a self-proclaimed sex addict, went on to reveal how far he would go to keep banging a girl that made his eyes roll back in his head. “There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to…say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f***ing snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep f***ing you.’”

The no-holds-barred interview has also gotten the singer into some hot water with the African American community after he claimed that “black people love me,” and divulged that when someone recently inquired on how it was to have a “hood pass,” he said that such a thing would really be called a “n***** pass.” He also referred to his penis as a “white supremacist.”

OK dude, you win. The Stoughton Road pothole has nothing over your level of insanity.

Think I’m crazy?  Well, I saw it on Oprah.  View on…

Conan O’Brien is officially leaving “The Tonight Show” but he’ll be getting a $32.5 million consolation prize from NBC. With this deal, Conan has a non-compete agreement that lasts until September of 2010. He will not be allowed to host any other kind of show until then. In addition to this, NBC is paying Conan’s staff who all had to move to LA just a few months ago. It’s not just the show NBC is taking away from Conan, it’s also his ideas! NBC us using their intellectual property rights and forbidding Conan to take his out creations like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog with him.

Even though it appears that Jessica Simpson is dating Billy Corgan, a source close to her says that they are not officially dating. The friends says that, “Jessica loved spending so much time in and out of the studio with Billy because she’s in awe of his musical prowess, and it adds to her feelings for him, but they are not dating.” A mutual producer friend introduced the two of them and while Billy did try to spend time with Jess outside of their collaboration efforts, he figured it just wouldn’t work out because of how public her life is. He likes her and they are just having fun but he doesn’t anything serious with her. Friends of Jess are saying he’s a positive influence because she has become less high maintenance. No Makeup and a less strict workout schedule. Not sure if this is a positive thing!

Are the Killers done?! The group is finishing up their tour in Melbourne Australia and has said that they need a break. They say that they feel like they’ve been touring for 6 straight years and are tired of being together all the time. Some are speculating that the band is actually done for good. This announcement of a break has come just a month after rumors that lead singer Brandon Flowers was leaving to pursue a solo career.

Khloe Kardashian has finally confirmed that she is indeed getting married to LA Laker Lamar Odom. She wrote on her blog, that she is so happy and so excited for Sunday! Some of the wedding details have emerged and it turns out that over 250 people have been invited, including the entire LA Lakers team as well as Ryan Seacrest. Pre-nup details have been discussed which is good since he just signed a contract worth 33 million dollars. Despite some reports, Khloe insists she’s NOT pregnant just in love and Lamar has gotten to the point that he is ready to settle down. Think you’re the only one surprised about the quickie wedding? Liza Morales, Lamar’s long-time ex-girlfriend is shocked. She says that she is stunned because he is a commitment-phobe. He proposed to her 8 years ago but they never tied the knot. She said that her and the kids will not be making a last minute trip to LA for the union.

Can it get any worse than watching your dog disappear in a coyote’s mouth? Well it does if you’re Jessica Simpson! Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo are back together! They have spent the last 3 days and nights hanging out in Vegas and not being shy about the PDA. Sunday they even watched Tony Romo and the Cowboys play. Doesn’t look like Nick and Jess are getting back together anytime soon.

Maybe KFed has gotten fat on purpose? He hasn’t been working so surely he needs some money at this point. Interestingly he has been cast to appear on the next season of Celebrity Fit Club. Also joining him on the show?! His ex-girlfriend…not Britney-but Shar Jackson! His baby momma will also be a member of the show that airs in February.