Posted by on May 6, 2010
5. Snooki and J-WOWW were partying in the VIP section of a nightclub in Miami when some blonde girl they didn’t know from Adam kept trying to get into their section. Snooki didn’t like that one bit, so she started swinging at this girl, grabbed her by the neck and kept screaming “Wh*re!” in her face. That’s when J-WOWW got involved and took the girl down. Two of this girls’ friends grabbed J-WOWW by the legs and pulled them out from under her. At that point, security came over and broke up the fight. Let’s just pray the “Jersey Shore” cameras were there to capture all this on film.
4. Bret Michaels has checked out of the hospital. He suffered a brain hemorrhage on April 21 and his chances of survival were pretty slim. His doctor says, “He’s just one of those lucky people — the 10 to 20 percent who make a complete recovery and can resume all of their normal activities.” In fact, the doctor doesn’t just expect Bret to survive, but to make a 100 percent recovery. Bret’s not out of the woods yet, though. The doctor says he’s still very sick. He can walk, but not well. Whenever he tries to walk, he has severe back spasms. He’s going to need a lot of physical therapy, but he’s well on his way.
3. Miley Cyrus is ready to shed that Disney image big time. In her new video for “Can’t Be Tamed,” her writhing and pelvic thrusting and humping is comparable to Britney Spears’ “I’m a Slave 4 U” video. That pole dancing she did at the Teen Choice Awards was NOTHING compared to this. Miley comes thisclose to making out with male AND female dancers. She’s letting her hands wander in places while she’s lying down on the ground, pulsating her body while wearing a $25K corset covered in metal and peacock feathers that shove her boobs up to her neck. It’s miles away from Hannah Montana, and that’s exactly what Miley wants.
2. Ke$ha was tricked into performing at a bat mitvah in NYC. Apparently a lot of artists refuse to perform for 13-year-olds, but they have no problem performing for 16-year-olds. Ke$ha is one of those artists. So she was told she’d be paid $50K to perform two songs at a Sweet 16. No problem. This party was over the top. There were ballet dancers suspended from the ceiling, blowing bubbles and handing out candy to guests. The gifts bags were Juicy Couture and came with custom spray-painted sneakers inside. And then the giant cake was wheeled out and it was announced that Ke$ha was the surprise performance. So then she comes out and says to the birthday girl, “Happy Sweet 16!” and everybody’s looking at her like she’s crazy and the crowd was yelling at her, “It’s not her Sweet 16! It’s her bat mitzvah!” No comment from her management company.
1. Lady Gaga almost didn’t perform at Monday night’s Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. “Vogue” editor Anna Wintour had invited Gaga to perform, but Gaga refused to walk the red carpet and then locked herself in side her dressing room. A source says she literally wouldn’t come out. Everybody was trying to coax her out — a Warner Music rep, her friends. Finally Oprah Winfrey and some artist named Terence Koh talked her into taking the stage. Once she got up there, Gaga told the 700 guests, “I’ll never forget when Anna Wintour called me to play at this event. She called me and said, ‘I would like you to play at the Met gala, but I just want to make sure — because I’ve seen you perform before — that you won’t be swearing during the performance.’ So Anna, I will do my (BLANKING) best!” Most everybody seemed to enjoy her show except for Bono, who got up and left half-way through. But the most talked-about guest at the event had to be Katy Perry, who was wearing a dress with LED lights. Apparently, the switch was located near her boobs and she was letting people grope their way around them to turn the dress on.










