Here’s the thing.

I can separate annoying qualities from physical qualities in a person.  I don’t know.  It’s a gift I’ve always had.

That’s why I’m not annoyed that Kim Kardashian has been named the most annoying celebrity out there.

According to a new Parade Magazine poll:

The winner was newlywed Kim Kardashian, with 29 percent of the vote, just edging out Charlie Sheen, who earned 27 percent.  Rounding out the top five were “Jersey Shore’s” Snooki, Donald Trump and Brad “The Bachelor” Womack.

Is Kardashian annoying?  Sure she it.  Is she still good looking? Oh yeah.

Would I hate if we hung out?  Not at all, as long as I can keep my earbud headphones in at all times, listening to the radio.

Not that it really surprises me or anything, but even Charlie Sheen says he was jacked up on steroids at one point.

It turns out, even guys who played baseball players in the movies were juicing in the late 80s and 90s. Charlie Sheen has confessed to using while filming Major League.

Sheen said, “let’s just say that I was enhancing my performance a little bit. It was the only time I ever did steroids. I did them for like six or eight weeks. My fastball went from 79 to like 85 MPH.”

Sheen goes on to tell that he quit the drug when he lost control of his temper and nearly beat up several strangers who mocked the haircut he wore for the 1989 movie.

Come on! That freaky lightning bolt mohawk was totally in style…for about 5 seconds.

Charlie Sheen is making the rounds without a publicist which can only mean 1 thing…complete awesomeness for all of us!

Check out what he had to say about healing really, really fast and regrets on CNN with Piers Morgan:

Top 5 Charlie Sheen Quotes (so far):

5. “I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”
4. “I’m so tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’.”
3. “There are parts of me that are Dennis Hopper.”
2. “I’m not fair game. I’m not a soft target. It’s over. There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.”
1. “The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.”

Now I’m no marriage expert, but something tells me that if you’re the crazy knife pulling, cheating one, maybe it’s only decent to let your other half file for divorce.  Then again, it is asking a lot of Charlie Sheen to do the decent thing.

Oprah’s retiring…or is she? Though she’s finished with her daytime talk show next year, she has started her OWN network and just announced plans to star in one of the shows. It’s a revealing new docu-series taking viewers for the first time ever behind the scenes of the ‘Oprah Winfrey Show. Oprah will introduce us to the Harpo family. The show is called, Behind The Scenes: The Oprah Show Final Season. “Oprah’s next chapter” is another nightly show she will be hosting that features her interviewing people from around the world.
Charlie Sheen is back to his old ways. Though he’s been in rehab, he was spotted in a weird disguise with another woman. The other woman is actually an escort named Angelina Tracey and he has been paying her to hang out with him recently. Charlie’s publicist is trying to say that Angelina is someone that Charlie is just mentoring, however Charlie’s wife Brooke is so furious after seeing the photos of him in a fake moustache hanging out with Angelina. Sources say that though Charlie is in rehab, he drives out everyday and still hasn’t kicked his cocaine habit.
Kate Hudson went under the knife! She has always claimed to be fond of her flat-chestedness since it allows her to wear plunging necklines without looking scandalous, but that all changed a couple weeks ago. Kate went under the knife at the end of March and got herself breast implants. She was spotted in a bikini on vacation a couple days ago looking much fuller up top.

5. Kiefer Sutherland has wrapped filming the eighth and final season of “24,” and apparently, that means it’s time to party. But apparently he partied a little TOO hard at a London strip club yesterday and ended up drunk and shirtless as four huge bodyguards dragged him out at 4am and threw him into a car. Party on, Kiefer.

4. Charlie Sheen couldn’t take his paid escort home because his wife Brooke Mueller was there, so he put on this fabulous disguise that would only fool a blind man and took her to his manager’s house. A source says Charlie’s been seeing Angelina Tracy for a while now and has been hiding it pretty well, until now. But Charlie’s publicist is trying to spin it saying Charlie’s “counseling” her. Whatever! Brooke knows the real deal and she is furious. And while she wants a divorce, she signed an iron-clad prenup that would give her next to nothing in a divorce.

3. Nicki Minaj dropped out of Rihanna’s tour two days after it was announced she was on board. She said at the time it was because she needed to put the finishing touches on her debut CD and the tour would eat up too much precious time. But then Nicki turns around and joins Lady Gaga’s tour! What’s the behind-the-scenes story on that??

2.  Crystal Bowersox wanted to quit “American Idol” two weeks ago, but it was Ryan Seacrest who stepped in and talked her out of it. She told Ryan that she couldn’t handle the competition and that she hated all the attention and missed her family and wanted to go home to Ohio. But Ryan told her that being on “Idol” was like starting a business and if she wins, she’ll get a recording contract and potentially become a millionaire. But what really convinced Crystal to stay was what Ryan said next, “The greatest thing I ever did was make enough money so I could buy my mom a house. You can buy your mom a house.” And that did it. Crystal is still in it to win it.

1.  Is Justin Bieber becoming a bit of a diva? You be the judge. Last Friday, Justin was supposed to be at Long Beach Middle School at 8:30am to hold a press conference before performing in the school auditorium for a bunch of screaming girls. He decided he was hungry and rather than assume he would be pleased with the catering provided at the event, he decided he wanted a McMuffin. And he wanted it now. So he diverted his motorcade to McDonald’s and ended up showing up for his event an hour and a half late. His publicist is denying it.

5. Benji Madden and former MTV host Riki Rachtman met in the boxing ring Saturday night in Vegas. It took only one minute and 40 seconds for the referee to stop the fight and raise Benji’s glove in victory. Benji knocked Riki on his butt three times. It was no contest. In shame, Riki had to admit afterward, “I got wasted by the guy in Good Charlotte.” Benji said it was the best backhanded congratulations he ever got. After the fight, Benji was hanging with his sweetie Holly Madison in the club Wasted Space.

4. Shaquille O’Neal is being double-teamed by his wife AND his mistress! Wife Shaunie filed for divorce back in November and then hired an investigator to dig up some dirt on Shaq and hopefully improve her financial settlement. The investigator discovered Shaq was having a long-term affair with Vanessa Lopez. Instead of ripping the other woman apart, Shaunie approached Vanessa and asked her to go public with the affair so she could have more ammo in the divorce. Vanessa didn’t come forward at that time, but it did set things in motion for Vanessa to hire attorney Gloria Allred and file a lawsuit against Shaq. She claims he harrassed her and had his friends intimidate her to keep her mouth shut. She’s suing for assault, intentional infliction of emotional distress, invasion of privacy and whatever else she and Gloria can come up with.

3. Charlie Sheen has had a change of heart about leaving “Two and a Half Men.” Last week Charlie was telling everybody he was done with the show, but now a source says he was just trying to get a better deal. The source says Charlie will most definitely be back on the the show because he needs the paycheck. He doesn’t have the movie career he once had but the TV money is really, really good. And he needs that cash for all the legal bills he’ll be racking up defending himself against domestic violence charges from that incident with his wife back on Christmas Day.

2. Angelina walked out halfway through the first season of “Jersey Shore.” But it looks like she’s going to be joining the rest of the guidos and guidettes for season 2, with is starting to film this week in Miami. Angelina tweeted this weekend: “This is my last tweet. just wanna say THANK U for all your love & support, “JS2″ is possible because of u. I’m gonna miss ….Lots of love.” Meantime, Ronnie has already been spotted in South Beach and eyewitnesses say he already has a decent tan. In fact, it’s kind of funny the buzz he created. Everybody was freaking out about seeing Ronnie in Miami that nobody even noticed when Sir Paul McCartney checked into his hotel nearby.

1. Jesse James has checked out of sex rehab after only a week because he couldn’t get Sandra Bullock to return any of his phone calls. Sandra is continuing to get all the legal paperwork in order because she is plowing ahead with the divorce. One thing she won’t have to worry about is giving this guy any of her cash. She had an ironclad prenup that specified Jesse would get no money if he cheated on her during the marriage. It’s not like Jesse will be left destitute. He does well on his own. But his money is not Sandra Bullock money. And she gets to keep all of it.

5. RadarOnline is reporting exclusively that when she’s out of rehab, Brooke Mueller wants a divorce. Despite the fact their reps say otherwise, a source says reports that Brooke and Charlie Sheen are committed to their marriage couldn’t be farther from the truth. The source says Charlie has been trying to keep things together because he doesn’t want Brooke to help prosecutors send him to jail over the Christmas Day attack. But Brooke wants out, and the source says she will file for divorce once she’s done with rehab. Brooke’s been in and out of rehab at least five times over the years to be treated for an addiction to crack and alcoholism.

4. Katie Holmes reportedly is going through some intense Scientology auditing to prepare herself for another pregnancy. A source says this is exactly what happened just before she got pregnant with Suri. Katie’s been spending hours at the Scientology Center in Hollywood. In fact, one of her sessions last week lasted four hours.

3. Marie Osmond’s 18-year-old son Michael Blosil committed suicide Friday night by jumping from his 8th floor apartment in LA. Michael texted a friend he was supposed to meet that night that he’d left behind a note, but we don’t know what it said. Michael had battled depression for many years and went to rehab when he was 16. The reason for his stay in rehab was never revealed.

2. Tiger Woods is staying at a home in Cave Creek, AZ, where he is receiving private therapy sessions. The owner of the center in Mississippi where Tiger went for sex rehab owns a home in Cave Creek. Coincidence? Probably not. Elin was staying with Tiger at the house in Cave Creek, but she is now back home in Orlando. Tiger has asked Elin to move back into their home, but she’s still staying in a rental.

1. As of the time I’m typing this, I’m still waiting with baited breath to hear ABC announce the celebrity lineup for the next season of “Dancing With The Stars.” One name we know that won’t be on the list is Paula Abdul. Sources say that despite the fact that ABC was throwing money at her — reportedly offering her a one million dollar development deal if she did the show — Paula declined. She’s still in talks with Simon Cowell about being a judge on his upcoming “X Factor” show. There are rumors that Kate Gosselin and Pam Anderson will be named as dancers. Also, Kevin Federline really wants to do the show, so it will be interesting to see if he convinced ABC to let him do it. As for right now, you can watch Kevin fight the battle of the bulge on VH1’s “Celebrity Fit Club.”

After much speculation over his return to drinking, Charlie Sheen has entered rehab. He arrived at a facility in L.A. yesterday hours after his rep said he was there. Though his rep says it’s al preventative, sources close to Sheen say that he’s been slipping. He is due in court March 15th to face domestic violence charges and it was part of his bail deal that he not drink or do drugs until the hearing. So where are the kids? With their mom Brooke Mueller in another rehab facility that allows children. Charlie is planning on spending 2 weeks in rehab and production of “Two and a Half Men” is temporarily suspended.

Paula Abdul’s future lies in the hands of Oprah Winfrey. Oprah has greenlit a pilot for her new network OWN featuring Paula. The plan is to have her host a daily talk show inspired by Oprah’s show. It will feature celebrity guests and people’s inspirational tales. What does this do for Paula’s plan on judging American version of X-factor? She says, no problem. “If Ellen can do it, so can I!” If 2 shows aren’t enough, she has also been offered a semi-regular role on Drop Dead Diva.

Spencer must have gotten the memo that people are forgetting about him, so he’s back in the spotlight. He claims he’s addicted to crystal…wait, not THAT kind of crystal. He says that he’s addicted to actual crystal rocks, like the ones from the earth. He says he is searching for spiritual enlightenment and on a path to become a better person. He says, “I’m so addicted to crystals, it’s like a sickness. I’ve spent $500,000 on crystals this year. I checked my bank account last night, and I have $203 left.” He goes on to reveal that during Valentine’s Day, he and Heidi hung out with their puppies and cuddled with our crystal. It’s supposed to bring love. There’s a whole science to this — I’m not crazy.” Of course a crystal expert says that though crystal do possess healing powers, they tend to cost between just 1 and 100 dollars!

5. Matthew Fox is not only wrapping up his last season on “Lost,” he might be wrapping up his marriage, too. This young stripper says she’s been having an ongoing affair with Matthew after meeting him at the Stars Cabaret strip club in Bend, Oregon. And even though Matthew is denying all of it, Stefani Talbot says she’s saved all the voice mails and text messages from him that will prove she’s telling the truth.

4. Even if you watched every episode of “Jersey Shore,” you’ll want to pick up the first-season DVD that was released yesterday. “Jersey Shore:  Season 1 Uncensored” includes deleted scenes — Maybe that one where Snooki gets punched in the face? Maybe all the dirty words they bleeped out? Who knows! Plus, there’s this bonus feature — Tips from The Situation and Snooki!!  You can get it exclusively on Amazon.com.

3. A former “Bachelor” contestant now says she’s sorry for selling out her former roommate Rozlyn on the “Women Tell All Special” that aired Monday night. Valishia Savage says she always felt like Rozlyn and the producer were just friends and that nothing inappropriate ever happened. But then she started listening to all the gossips in the bachelorette house and felt pressured by producers to believe something DID happen and she started doubting Rozlyn. But now, she’s totally on Rozlyn’s side. She says, “Still to this day, I never saw anything that made me think it was a sexual relationship. Never.” Valishia went on to say, “I had the same producer she had come visit me at my house. If anything, he was very forward and flirtatious.” She thinks the other girls in the house were jealous of the relationship that was quickly developing between Jake and Rozlyn and seized the opportunity to make her look bad. The producers took advantage of the situation to get ratings.

2. They weren’t fooling anybody anyway, but Robert Pattinson has finally admitted that he and Kristen Stewart are dating. He says they’ve been dating secretly since last year and were supposed to make their first public appearance at the UK’s BAFTA Film awards Sunday night, but they decided to go separately at the last minute. Robert told “The Sun,” “It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes….We can’t arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it’s impossible. We are here together and it’s a public event but it’s not easy.”We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention.”After the BAFTAs, the couple headed to the Grosvenor House Hotel for the after-party, where they were spotted leaving at a relatively-respectable midnight.But despite Rob’s admission the young couple is keen to keep their romance low-profile, Stewart attended the Elle Awards alone Monday night while Pattinson was busy working on his new film Bel Ami.

1. When his reps released the statement yesterday that Charlie Sheen had checked into rehab as a preventive measure to keep him from falling off the sobriety wagon, he wasn’t even IN rehab. In fact, he had to be dragged in kicking and screaming about six hours later. Charlie doesn’t think he needs rehab, but RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively that he has been using cocaine and alcohol again. Production of “Two and a Half Men” will shut down while he gets help. His wife Brooke Mueller has entered a different rehab facility, which allows her to keep her twin boys with her while she gets treatment.