Let me just start by saying that the new season’s of Bravo’s Real Housewives of NYC and New Jersey have been drama packed and totally messed up, which is just how I like them.  You can learn alot from middle school girls clicks and since these women really haven’t evolved past that, they should take some free advice.

Here’s the thing Danielle (NJ), Kelly (NYC) and Jill (NYC) I know that you’re hell bent on being tv stars, but your 15 minutes are almost up, and I think you’re mental health is at stake. When girls kick you out of their click,  or simply say they don’t want you in it, that’s a pretty clear message to back off, not go on a vacation with them.

Kelly, going to St. Johns with a group of women who have decided to not let you fully into their click can only lead to heartache.  You flipped out so bad that I’m seriously wondering if you were even really totally there in your mind.  You may be some sort of writer and an ex-model turned wanna-be photographer, but let me give you a hint, you are no match of wits with Bethany, so you might as well just stop trying.

See the meltdown:

Jill, it seems you’re going to heat up the St. John’s vacation next week arriving to surprise the ladies after you dissed their invitation the first time around.  If I could go back in time and jump in my tv I would tell you to stand down.  There was major drama and you may think you want to be part of it, but you’re going to be mistaken.

See a preview of Thursday’s trainwreck:

While we’re on the subject of not being wanted, Danielle from New Jersey, that entire family of people does not want you all up in their business.  Tables have even been flipped over it.  They’ve been perfectly clear..THEY DON’T LIKE YOU.  So stop awkwardly calling them and inviting them to social events.  Have a little more respect for yourself and just move on.

And Bravo, whatever you’re feeding these women or pumping in the air they are breathing, it’s working for you, I’m totally hooked.