I joined a bunch of tweens on the opening day of Glee in 3D!!  Gotta say, I was a little nervous about the prospect of a concert movie, let alone one in 3D…I was half wrong.  Concert movie…satisfying.  3D…a little lame.  Maybe I’m old school, but I don’t think that just because you have the technology doesn’t mean you need to use it.  Glee cast members running at me  in 3D is not really necessary, it’s just sort of there. 

The concert itself was pretty great.  I could have used some mashups (“Singin’ in the Rain”/”Umbrella” anyone?) and some Mr. Schuester (though Gwyneth Paltrow as pretty amazing), but all in all the music was great.  Some of the Gleek vingnettes were a little slow, but they also produced the best part of the movie….watch this clip of a kid warbler….

Can’t get enough Glee?  Skip a second round at the theater and watch the season finale of The Glee Project.  Kids compete to get a 6 episode run next season.  It’s dramatic and it’s fun, plus they make music videos like this mashup of “Ice, Ice Baby” and “Under Pressure”:

Just watched the new OWN (that’s Oprah Winfrey Network to you non-followers) show called The Judds. You should watch this show if:

1. You think you and your mom have issues. I’ve never seen a couple of ladies with more issues tied up that are also forced to make their livings by being together.  Yikes.  This makes Tatum and Ryan O’Neal’s issues look like a nice little walk in the park.

2. You want to learn how to speak like a therapist. “What I’m hearing you say mother is that…”, “That’s not working for me Wynonna…”.  Not since Dr. Phil first stepped on to Oprah’s stage has there been enough shrink talk to make even Sigmund Freud roll his eyes.

3.  You like Wisconsin. The second episode of the series features the Judds at their first concert together in 10 years, and it just happens to be in Green Bay, WI.

Set your DVRs people.  This 6 part series is freaky and fabulous.

Charlie Sheen is making the rounds without a publicist which can only mean 1 thing…complete awesomeness for all of us!

Check out what he had to say about healing really, really fast and regrets on CNN with Piers Morgan:

Top 5 Charlie Sheen Quotes (so far):

5. “I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”
4. “I’m so tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’.”
3. “There are parts of me that are Dennis Hopper.”
2. “I’m not fair game. I’m not a soft target. It’s over. There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.”
1. “The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.”

The Majestic Theatre is having an 80s vs 90s Dance Party – Madonna Edition on Friday, February 18th which got me thinking…which version of Madonna is my favorite Madonna?

See a bunch of fully outfitted Madonna’s Friday night, and make sure to stop by and show Charlie’s Party Patrol your best Voguing!

MORE MUPPETS PLEASE!  PS – Thanks for the Elton John homage

I’ll give you 1 guess as to who didn’t get adopted by Elton John this year.  Yeah, ME. I can’t believe it!  There are tons of reasons below as to why he just made the biggest mistake ever.  Still, I’m not holding any grudges, if Elton wants to adopt me, I could be persuaded.

Here’s the real cover (in my mind)

Sorry Simon, you’ve been replaced by someone smarter, funnier and more talented….Steven Tyler.  PS – is it weird I find Mr. Aerosmith oddly attractive?

This year the Academy decided it would be really super cool to invite every movie every created this year to become a best picture nominee.  Thanks Oscars, now I have to suffer through a bunch more movies I’d rather not see just to look cultured.

Winona Ryder recently confessed that she knew all about that crazy Mel Gibson before any of us figured it out.  Takes one to know one, right?  She recently told GQ about an encounter she had with Mel 15 years ago saying:

“I remember, like, 15 years ago, I was at one of those big Hollywood parties, and he was really drunk. I was with my friend, who’s gay. [Gibson] made a really horrible gay joke. And somehow it came up that I was Jewish. He said something about ‘oven dodgers,’ but I didn’t get it. I’d never heard that before. It was just this weird, weird moment. I was like, ‘He’s anti-Semitic and he’s homophobic.’ No one believed me!”

Hmmm, if she’s right about this, maybe that shoplifting deal wasn’t what we thought either.  Maybe she was going to buy that stuff and things just got a little messy. Maybe?

Lady Gaga’s style may be all the rage, but not so long ago there was a guy from Jersey who could hairspray with the best of them and guess what, he kicked Gaga’s stylish butt.

Bon Jovi is the top grossing tour of 2010. Followed by U2 (sorry Bono, so close if it weren’t for your aging back), AC/DC and then Lady Gaga.  Gaga did manage to beat out Paul McCartney, but Bon Jovi played 69 shows and sold them ALL out.  Every single seat in the joint.  Say what you like, that they’re old news, uninteresting or overrated, but as they would tell you 100 Million fans can’t be wrong.

Now, I would say that 100 Million fans can totally be wrong, just add up Justin Bieber, Rush Limbaugh and the fans of the Kardashian sisters.  But with Bon Jovi, they got it right.  As cool as Gaga thinks she may be, I’ll just bet that when she falls asleep she dreams of having a career like Jon Bon Jovi – minus having to play New Jersey so many nights in a row (am I right Springsteen?  You know how it feels too).

Here they are playing Livin’ on a Prayer with Rhianna in Madrid: