I’m not exactly sure how to process the latest madness to come from Charlie Sheen’s head.

His appearance on The Today Show makes me think:

1. He’s used too many drugs and now that he’s sober, his brain has left on a train to crazy land.

2.  He’s been abducted by aliens and they’ve left behind a paranoid pod person, who doesn’t understand basic human interaction.

3. He’s been taking crazy lessons from Kieth Richards.

4.  He’s just a really good actor, who knows how to fake crazy.

You judge for yourself.

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