Posted by Charlie on September 30, 2010
Oh that’s right…it’s the Great Midwest Marijuana Harvest Festival in Madison this weekend. Lets get as many Madison pot jokes I can think of :
- – I hear there will be high concentrations of THC (totally high & chillin) people in attendance.
- – I like to call it the “How Is It That Dreadlocked Dude Is Even Standing Up Festival.”
- – Bob Marley would even call them a bunch of stoners.
- – Don’t worry, if you see people having conversations with the potted plants on the State Street sidewalk, that’s normal.
- – Burrito sales on the UW Library mall are expected to increase 9,867,092,985% this weekend.
- – There will be enough tie-dye in Madison this weekend to blind the sun.
- – Cheech & Chong were invited, but they used their invitation as rolling paper.
- – The honorable “Big Lebowski” march will start promptly at 12:00pm…or 12:30…or 3:30pm. Just quit hassling me man!
- – Um….what was I talking about?
