For once in our lifetime, a story about drunken cows isn’t from our backyard.

Kinda sounds like it should be though.  As seen in the movie Tommy Boy, we love tipping cows.  We have a beer named Spotted Cow. We give our brats a beer hot tub.

But the story about a Canadian farmer who is (WTF!) feeding  his cows red wine is curious.  It’s kind of a pre-marinating.  He gives his cows red wine for the last 90 days of their life before they head to the butcher.  He says the cows are happier and seem to want more wine.

Ummm…I think that means they’re drunk and now can start enrolling in Al-cow-holics Anonymous.