What five words would you use to describe yourself?

There’s an Assembly candidate in Milwaukee who was denied the five words that she wanted to use to describe herself.  State law says Independent candidates can use five words on the ballot.  So instead of saying “democrat” or “republican”they get to say something else.

Ieshuh Griffin used the words “Not the white man’s bitch.” YOWZA!!!

It’s didn’t fly with the election officials, so she’ll have to change it.  It got me thinking of what five words I’d use to describe myself.

Hmmmm…

- Snarky radio loves random tunes.

- Happy without grown up job.

- Too lazy to pick songs.

- Wishing it was Friday already.

- Una cerveza mas por favor.

How would you describe yourself in five words?