No, the show isn’t exactly like poison, but it’s close.

We know that Bret Michaels is back on the road playing shows, but his health has not fully covered.

He is still suffering pain from the chemical meningitis, tires easily, and is struggling with his short-term memory. Doctors insist that he’s lucky to be alive and that full recovery could still take some time.

It was also reported today that Bret is officially in talks to replace Simon Cowell on American Idol after fans voted him as one of their top choices for the job.

Man…I gotta get me one of those live saving/career building bandanas.