Never one to shy away from saying, well, anything, Gene Simmons has called out U2 and the Rolling Stones. Speaking on XFM Radio in the UK, the Tongued One said that he and Kiss would crush Mick Jagger and Bono in a stadium duel.

“I would love to play on the same stage as U2, the Stones and anybody out there who considers themself a world champion,” challenged Simmons. “You come on up on that stage with us, baby. Show me what you got, and then we’ll show you what the big boys do.”

While the likelihood of such an event seems doubtful, Kiss has arguably out-dueled the competition when it comes to licensing, recently lending its name and likeness to M&M’s and Dr. Pepper. Now the men behind the make-up — Simmons and his Kiss co-founder Paul Stanley — are readying their own children’s show.

Little else is known about the Kiss-sanctioned kids program, which the band announced Tuesday was in development with Canadian production company E1 Television. Simmons and Stanley will serve as executive producers of the yet-to-be-titled half-hour series, which they hope will expose the group to a new generation of consumers, er, fans.