1.  Your boss is always yelling “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!”
2.  Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
3.  “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.”
4.  To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
5.  People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.