Posted by Charlie on January 29, 2010
Sunday night, the Grammy Awards get handed out live in Los Angeles. We’ve put together our list of predictions of what will happen. Check it out…
- Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas will get confused with Lady GaGa’s nomination for Poker Face, and literally poke Lady Gaga in the face.
- All of the nominees for Best New Artist will be accused of plagiarizing each other.
- Dave Matthews will show up whiskey drunk, claiming to be the Groogrux King, and
challenge the Kings of Leon for ownership to the land of Groogrux.
- The Ting Tings will shake their thing things.
- Taylor Swift will swiftly tailor a beautiful afghan blanket for during the span of the show.
OK. Kidding aside, here’s who will actually win. We only did the top four categories, and we won’t make you sit through a 15 hour show to hear them.
Record Of The Year
Halo – Beyoncé
I Gotta Feeling – The Black Eyed Peas
Use Somebody – Kings Of Leon
Poker Face – Lady Gaga
You Belong With Me – Taylor Swift
Album Of The Year
I Am… Sasha Fierce – Beyoncé
The E.N.D. – The Black Eyed Peas
The Fame – Lady Gaga
Big Whiskey And The Groogrux King – Dave Matthews Band
Fearless – Taylor Swift
Song Of The Year
Poker Face – Lady Gaga
Pretty Wings – Maxwell
Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) – Beyoncé
Use Somebody – Kings Of Leon
You Belong With Me – Taylor Swift
Best New Artist
Zac Brown Band
Keri Hilson
MGMT
Silversun Pickups
The Ting Tings







