How can we miss you when you won’t go away Jay?  Leno does his final Tonight Show this evening with a promised surprise ending. Hopefully its a chin reduction surgery.

The thing is, we’re not getting rid of him, so why is this such a momemtus occasion?  Sure, its the changing of the guard at the Tonight Show, but Leno was never as huge as his predecessor.

So, where does this rank on the list of biggest TV events?  Somewhere below Marsha Brady getting a football in the nose and above Fonzie jumping the shark.  Bring on the Conan.

In the meantime, enjoy Billy Crystal making fun of Leno.

Billy Crystal on Leno