You may have seen the pics floating around the internet thatrapper T-Pain and pop princess Ke$ha are now an item.

Since I have nothing else to do today… I came up with a short list of names we could call the celebrity couple.

Got any better suggestions?

T-$ha

K-Pain

T-Kesh

$-Pain

Pain in the a$$

Mr and Mrs. Pain

T-(I have nothing better to do with my life so I’m coming up with stupid celebrity names)-Ka

Now that we’ve got this settled, we can move on to bigger things.  As is the case with many things.  Celebrity guys are short and they often get hot girlfriends.

The photo on the right is of man’s man Jason Statham, and his 23-year-old hot Victoria Secret model girlfriend Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. This photo immediately stirred my interests because it’s your classic Hollywood tall girl/short man combo. I began to wonder: How tall are these two? Judging by the photo, she’s about 5 foot 11 inches and he’s clocking in somewhere around 5’7″. This is also taking into consideration that she might be sporting a heel, though it does not seem to be a platform shoe.

A quick Google search revealed this: Nobody has any f**king clue how tall Jason Statham is. Google’s Best Guess is 5’11″, which is interesting, as this is actually the worst guess. Other websites are clocking him in at 5’10″, 5’9″ or 5’8¹/₂, which seems more accurate. We would like to be the first ones going on Google record that he is actually 5’5″, just to cause some algorithmic confusion. All told, the only thing that becomes clear is that nobody has any idea how tall Jason Statham is.

UPDATE: Commenter vito dorito has a first person account: “I was in line next to him in an airport. He is about 5’8″ in his big running shoes, which add at least an inch.” I buy it. The height and his Shape-Ups.

Thanks to Michelle Collins at BestWeekEver.com for this one.

Let’s not sugar coat this.

Kirstie Alley is a big girl and she fell last night on Dancing With The Stars because of it.

They’re trying to say that her partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy’s leg gave out and he tumbled while holding Alley, who also went to the floor.  I think his leg gave out because he was supporting both his and her weight in the dance move.

I’m feel for Alley and I know she’s struggled with her weight, but come on.

Lets just get up, dust ourselves off and keep on dancing.

Awww man.  My favorite American Idol contestant (Naima from Milwaukee) got kicked off and The Milwaukee Brewers lost their opener.

That was some bad mojo for our friends and fans of Milwaukee yesterday.

Naima Adedapo was the girl that made the cut from the Milwaukee tryouts.  She worked at one point cleaning the grounds of Summerfest, but had high hopes to be performing on the stages there someday.

To me, that’s a fantastic inspirational story.

The upside of her being voted off last night was that she made the cut for the Top 10 and she gets to go on the Idol tour.

That deal can be pretty lucrative.  Some say to the tune of $300K.  Each Top 10 finalists gets the minimum $1,000 per episode plus residuals if their performances are repeated.

So, I guess it’s not all so bad.  It was only the first game of the season for the Brewers.  I feel like we’re gonna hear more from Naima in the future.   The future is bright, just like Naima’s dancing.

Thanks for everyone who joined in last night for our live Facebook chat during American Idol.  Something I like to call Idol Chat.

As we were playing along, one of our Facebook friends said this during our conversation:

I wasn’t exactly sure what Penny meant, until I went back and checked the tape.

Here’s Paul McDonald’s performance.  Go to :56 to hear the questionable phrase.

Then Jimmy Kimmel pointed it out:   Have a listen:

Did Paul McDonald just say Masquerading…or something else?

You decide for yourself. Here’s something else funny Jimmy has noted about this season:

The new cycle of Dancing With The Stars begins tonight.

Whether you’re a fan, or couldn’t care less about the show, I think it’s important that we at least know what is going on with it.

Failing that, we should at least make things up about the show for our entertainment.

Here’s my list of things I predict will happen on this season of DWTS.

• Ralph Macchio will make at least ten wax On/wax off references.
• Chris Jericho (pro wrestler) will jump off the 3rd rope and figure four leg lock his dancing partner mid-air.
• Hines Ward will receive concussion during a performance.  He will be placed on the Disabled List after Kirstie Alley gnaws off his right big toe.
• Sugar Ray Leonard will consider the health risks and switch his name to Stevia Ray Leonard.
• Kendra Wilkinson will leave the show after hearing the crowd boo her.  (They were actually saying “Who”…as in…who is she?)
• Wendy Williams will admit that she’s 99 44/100% a robot.
• Kirstie Alley will freak out and eat everyone.  Tom Bergeron will be the lone survivor.  Someone has to host AFV.

Since our fellow Charlie is on a nice roll of bringing the crazy, we decided this momentous occasion needs to be honored.

Every day, until we get bored with him, we’re going to present our favorite recent quote from Charlie Sheen.

Today’s win of pure awesomeness:

“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

Slightly beaten out by:

“I’m on a mission right now,  it’s an operation right now to right some terrible wrongs.”

Stay tuned for more…

I’m not exactly sure how to process the latest madness to come from Charlie Sheen’s head.

His appearance on The Today Show makes me think:

1. He’s used too many drugs and now that he’s sober, his brain has left on a train to crazy land.

2.  He’s been abducted by aliens and they’ve left behind a paranoid pod person, who doesn’t understand basic human interaction.

3. He’s been taking crazy lessons from Kieth Richards.

4.  He’s just a really good actor, who knows how to fake crazy.

You judge for yourself.

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With all the turmoil going on at the State Capitol these days, a lot of people have a lot of politics on their minds.

When the Governor’s not being prank phone called, he might just have his sights set on the next big job.

At least he wouldn’t have to contend with George Clooney.  There’s a buzz rumbling about people ready to start making Clooney for President signs.   The handsome Hollywood star says it’s not going to happen though, because Clooney says he’s too honest.

To quote a Newsweek article of his

“I didn’t live my life the right way for politics, you know.  I f**ked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that’s the truth.”

He believes honesty should be the policy when it comes to political campaigns and knows buried skeletons will always come out of the woodwork.

The actor claims if he ever were to run for office he “would start from the beginning by saying, ‘I did it all. I drank the bong water. Now let’s talk about the issues.’”

Weird.  An honest politician.  That may be a first.

I’ll give you 1 guess as to who didn’t get adopted by Elton John this year.  Yeah, ME. I can’t believe it!  There are tons of reasons below as to why he just made the biggest mistake ever.  Still, I’m not holding any grudges, if Elton wants to adopt me, I could be persuaded.

Here’s the real cover (in my mind)