Here’s the thing.

I can separate annoying qualities from physical qualities in a person.  I don’t know.  It’s a gift I’ve always had.

That’s why I’m not annoyed that Kim Kardashian has been named the most annoying celebrity out there.

According to a new Parade Magazine poll:

The winner was newlywed Kim Kardashian, with 29 percent of the vote, just edging out Charlie Sheen, who earned 27 percent.  Rounding out the top five were “Jersey Shore’s” Snooki, Donald Trump and Brad “The Bachelor” Womack.

Is Kardashian annoying?  Sure she it.  Is she still good looking? Oh yeah.

Would I hate if we hung out?  Not at all, as long as I can keep my earbud headphones in at all times, listening to the radio.

In all, a pretty mediocre evening at the Emmys. It wasn’t bad, it just wasn’t anything very spectacular.

Modern Family and Mad Men cleaned up, but there were two major omissions from the show.

First in the comedy category:

Modern Family did certainly deserves the nomination. It sure was the most beloved show of the night. I object that the FX series “Louie” wasn’t even nominated here. IMHO…it is everything good about TV today.

Similarly, I’m down that Jim Parsons from The Big Bang Theory beat out Louie CK too.

As much as these truths upset me, I was very pleased with one Emmy category. In the Outstanding Reality-Competition category, American Idol lost out to The Amazing Race.

Yeah! Can we finally get rid of Idol now?

Q: What do you get when you put 12 “D-List” celebrities in a room together and make them spin in circles.

A: Dancing With The Stars.

Really?  Could this cast be any lamer?

Ron Artest – LA Laker & known agitator

World Cup soccer player Hope Solo – was she the one who tore her shirt off on the field?  No.

Robert Kardashian – not even one of the Kardashian sisters

Kristin Cavallar – MTV Reality show star

Chaz Bono - Cher’s kid who switched from a man to a woman

Nancy Grace – boring TV personality

Carson Kressley - Queer Eye For The Straight Guy personaliy.  At least he’ll dress the place up.

Ricki Lake - Her talk show was canceled for a reason

Chynna Phillips – Wonder if she can “hold on for one more day.”

David Arquette - Separated from Courtney Cox, but has appeared in every Scream movie.

J.R. Martinez - Who?  The All My Children actor who is also an Iraq war vet who suffered burns over 40% of his body.  (Now I feel bad.)

Elisabetta Canalis – George Clooney’s ex-girlfreind.

For about 90% of them, calling them a “celebrity” or a “star” is a stretch at best.  I weep for the future.

This video doesn’t need much explanation.

This woman is just an oddball. You’d think on a place where people go to shop, she would think about selling her stuff.

Nope.  Let’s just chat about nothing.

In case you need to catch up on the first seven Harry Potter movies before seeing the finale, we’ve found a suitable CliffsNotes.

Oh yeah.  It’s told by talking cats.  Whatevers.

Mildly NSFW…

Leave it up to a super spy to get married without anybody knowing about it.

Last week in a secret ceremony, current James Bond Daniel Craig tied the knot with actress Rachael Weisz. (Nice choice if I do say so myself.)

While I think that Daniel Craig is a decent James Bond, I don’t think he is the greatest James Bond. I know this may be controversial, especially to my movie-loving friends, but here is my list of the greatest portrayals of James Bond.

Side Trivia Note: Since Daniel Craig got married, you can impress your friends with this James Bond fact. The only James Bond movie where Bond takes a wife is ‘On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.” BUT….you can also amaze your friends by telling them that when going undercover, James Bond also got faux-married in “You Only Live Twice.”

Best movie James Bond actors:

#6 – George Lazenby – Mr. One and Done. While On Her Majesty’s Secret Service had some cool skiing action sequences, you never really got the feel for Bond.

#5 – Daniel Craig - I really didn’t like the choice of Craig over Clive Owen, but Craig is growing on me.

#4 – Sean Connery – I know. Purists will rake me over the coals for this low ranking. The fact is Connery as James Bond was not so much a ladies man as he was a sexist. I’m still a bit shocked watching Goldfinger and Dr. No these days.

#3 – Timothy Dalton – He’s an underrated James Bond, but I thought The Living Daylights and License To Kill were thrilling.

#2 – Roger Moore – Oh yeah. The first James Bond I was introduced to. He was smooth and satirical. He also fought Jaws (Richard Kiel,) who I got to interview once.

#1 – Pierce Brosnan – He fit a tux better than the rest. Brosnan was charming, calm, cool and collective on top of being silky and smooth. Do I have a man crush on him? Maybe.

How would I know that this is a X-Ray of Kim Kardashian’s butt?  Because she says it is.

UsMagazine.com is reporting that Kim went to her family doctor to help her prove that her butt was real and not her enhanced with implants.

Ummm… here’s my reactions:

1. Ha!

2. That is a lot of junk in the trunk

3.  If that’s real, that’s really a lot of junk in the trunk.

Heh.  Ellen did a one-and-done.  Maybe J-Lo will too on American Idol.

She says she had an amazing time.  She says that she loved it.  She also says that she’s kinda busy for the rest of the year.

If that doesn’t sound like she’s breaking up with Idol, the TV show better open up its eyes.

In a recent radio interview, Jennifer Lopez says she’s on the fence about a return.  She added that she really misses acting too.

Yikes! Why not just throw in a “it’s not you, it’s me” to seal the deal.  I almost guarantee you she won’t be coming back.

Lets recap.  She says:

1. It’s been great.
2. We had fun.
3. I’m kind of busy that day.
4. I miss doing things I was doing before we got together.

Oh yeah.  This is done.

Happy baby news today for Natalie Portman. The 2010 Best Actress Oscar winner and fiance, “Black Swan” choreographer Benjamin Millepied are now parents.

Reports say she gave birth to a baby boy, although they haven’t said what his name will be.

I think there’s an obvious choice here:  Luke Skywalker.

According to her portrayal of  Padme’ Naberrie from the horrible and annoying Star Wars prequels, it was Natalie Portman that gets pregnant with Anakin Skywalker and eventually gives birth to Luke Skywalker.

The only problem I see now is, who’s gonna tell Portman’s real life husband about Anakin?

There is no doubt in my mind that you’ll be having them after seeing these freaky images of American Idol winner Scotty McCreery.

Thanks to bestweekever.com, we’ve assembled a GIF wall of some of Scotty’s creepier dance moves and facial expressions.

Again, I’m sorry.