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	<title>105.1 Charlie &#187; Complete Crap</title>
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		<title>Crazy Crap From Skymall</title>
		<link>http://blogs.1051charlie.com/charlie/2010/04/28/crazy-crap-from-skymall/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 17:22:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not to criticize Skymall magazine, but who actually buys that crap?
Here&#8217;s some of the craziest stuff of theirs that we found:
Thanks to Huffington&#160;Post.com for sharing.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not to criticize Skymall magazine, but who actually buys that crap?</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s some of the craziest stuff of theirs that we found:</p>
<div id="attachment_4681" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 560px"><a href="http://blogs.1051charlie.com/files/2010/04/day-of-the-week-clock.jpg" rel="lightbox[4680]"><img class="size-full wp-image-4681" title="day of the week clock" src="http://blogs.1051charlie.com/files/2010/04/day-of-the-week-clock.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="400" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Really!?! Who needs this?</p></div>
<div id="attachment_4682" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 560px"><a href="http://blogs.1051charlie.com/files/2010/04/dinosaur-trophy.jpg" rel="lightbox[4680]"><img class="size-full wp-image-4682" title="dinosaur trophy" src="http://blogs.1051charlie.com/files/2010/04/dinosaur-trophy.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="400" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Honestly, you didn&#39;t catch this!</p></div>
<div id="attachment_4683" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 560px"><a href="http://blogs.1051charlie.com/files/2010/04/feet-tan.jpg" rel="lightbox[4680]"><img class="size-full wp-image-4683" title="feet tan" src="http://blogs.1051charlie.com/files/2010/04/feet-tan.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="400" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Almost too crazy to comment on...</p></div>
<div id="attachment_4684" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 560px"><a href="http://blogs.1051charlie.com/files/2010/04/ipod-docking-station.jpg" rel="lightbox[4680]"><img class="size-full wp-image-4684" title="ipod docking station" src="http://blogs.1051charlie.com/files/2010/04/ipod-docking-station.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="400" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">I guess...if the music helps get things moving.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_4685" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 560px"><a href="http://blogs.1051charlie.com/files/2010/04/light-slippers.jpg" rel="lightbox[4680]"><img class="size-full wp-image-4685" title="light slippers" src="http://blogs.1051charlie.com/files/2010/04/light-slippers.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="400" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Grandma will never get lost again.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_4686" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 560px"><a href="http://blogs.1051charlie.com/files/2010/04/passenger-office.jpg" rel="lightbox[4680]"><img class="size-full wp-image-4686" title="passenger office" src="http://blogs.1051charlie.com/files/2010/04/passenger-office.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="400" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">For when you need to work, talk on the phone, use the computer and organize stuff...WHILE YOU DRIVE?!?!?!</p></div>
<div id="attachment_4687" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 560px"><a href="http://blogs.1051charlie.com/files/2010/04/remote-buggy.jpg" rel="lightbox[4680]"><img class="size-full wp-image-4687" title="remote buggy" src="http://blogs.1051charlie.com/files/2010/04/remote-buggy.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="400" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Kinda looks like drinking and driving to me.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_4688" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 560px"><a href="http://blogs.1051charlie.com/files/2010/04/underwaterphone.jpg" rel="lightbox[4680]"><img class="size-full wp-image-4688" title="underwaterphone" src="http://blogs.1051charlie.com/files/2010/04/underwaterphone.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="400" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">I&#39;m calling to let you know that I&#39;m drowning.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_4689" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 560px"><a href="http://blogs.1051charlie.com/files/2010/04/wine-glassholder.jpg" rel="lightbox[4680]"><img class="size-full wp-image-4689" title="wine glassholder" src="http://blogs.1051charlie.com/files/2010/04/wine-glassholder.jpg" alt="" width="550" height="400" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">For the drunk who needs to free up both hands.</p></div>
<p>Thanks to Huffington&nbsp;<a href="http://Post.com" title="http://Post. " target="_blank">Post.com</a> for sharing.</p>
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		<title>Wheel&#8230;Of&#8230;.FAIL!</title>
		<link>http://blogs.1051charlie.com/charlie/2010/04/22/wheel-of-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 14:54:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh these hurt.
We collected some of the best Wheel Of Fortune&#8230;fails. For your failing pleasure.  All aboard the failboat!










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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh these hurt.</p>
<p>We collected some of the best Wheel Of Fortune&#8230;fails. For your failing pleasure.  All aboard the failboat!</p>
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		<title>Adios Didi&#8230;I Won&#8217;t Miss Ya</title>
		<link>http://blogs.1051charlie.com/charlie/2010/04/01/adios-didi-i-wont-miss-ya/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:25:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Didi Benami was booted off American Idol last night. A little surprising, right? I mean how many times is Tim Urban going to be in the bottom three and survive? The dude is probably the worst out of all of them. And if you rebember, he wasn’t even supposed to be in the original top [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><img class="alignright" src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Pxqt4gKy1oVHzM:http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/american_idol_tv_show.jpg" alt="" width="124" height="93" />Didi Benami</strong> was booted off <strong>American Idol</strong> last night. A little surprising, right? I mean how many times is <strong>Tim Urban</strong> going to be in the bottom three and survive? The dude is probably the worst out of all of them. And if you rebember, he wasn’t even supposed to be in the original top 24. Anyway, the front runners for winning season 9 are <strong>Crystal Bowersox</strong> and <strong>Lee DeWyze</strong>.</p>
<p>Ever wonder who the top selling “American Idols” are of all time? Even if you didn’t, we’re giving you the info anyway. Here are the top 10 best-selling Idols:</p>
<p><strong>10. David Archuleta</strong> — 962,000 albums sold<strong><br />
8. Jordin Sparks</strong> — 1.2 million albums sold (tie)<strong><br />
8. Kellie Pickler</strong> — 1.2 million albums sold (tie)<strong><br />
7. David Cook</strong> — 1.3 million albums sold<strong><br />
6. Fantasia Barrino </strong>— 2.3 million albums sold<strong><br />
5. Ruben Studdard</strong> — 2.5 million albums sold<strong><br />
4. Clay Aiken</strong> — 4.9 million albums sold<strong><br />
3. Chris Daughtry</strong> — 5.3 million albums sold<strong><br />
2. Kelly Clarkson</strong> — 10.4 million albums sold<strong><br />
1. Carrie Underwood</strong> — 10.5 million albums sold</p>
<p>***In regards to American Idol #5 above, how freakin rockin&#8217; did Ruben Studdard look last night?! He credits his weight loss on turning Vegan and working out.</p>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan R.I.P&#8230; sometime in the future&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blogs.1051charlie.com/charlie/2010/04/01/lindsay-lohan-r-i-p-sometime-in-the-future/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 08:31:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s actually a common practice for a news outlet, but it&#8217;s always weird to hear about an obituary for someone that&#8217;s still alive.
Apparently the Associated Press has written Lindsay Lohan’s obituary. A spokesperson said, “News outlets need to be prepared. However shocking a story it might be, they are in the business of breaking news [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" src="http://frillr.com/files/images/Lindsay%20Lohan_16.jpg" alt="" width="238" height="255" />It&#8217;s actually a common practice for a news outlet, but it&#8217;s always weird to hear about an obituary for someone that&#8217;s still alive.</p>
<p>Apparently the <strong>Associated Press</strong> has written <strong>Lindsay Lohan’s</strong> obituary. A spokesperson said, “News outlets need to be prepared. However shocking a story it might be, they are in the business of breaking news fast and any preparation that can be done ahead of time is them just simply doing their jobs.” They said: “We all scrambled when <strong>Brittany Murphy</strong> and<strong> Heath Ledger</strong> died and don’t want that to happen again.”</p>
<p>The Associated Press (which is America’s largest wire service for news) gave this up&#8230; “The AP does not talk about its internal editing or reporting plans.” As we recently reported, many of Lindsay’s family and friends have been begging her to enter rehab (again), in fear that she’s going to die.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll admit, I&#8217;d miss <strong>Li-Lo&#8217;s</strong> redhead.  If anything, she was great at bringing the crazy.</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Talking Literally Here</title>
		<link>http://blogs.1051charlie.com/charlie/2010/03/25/im-talking-literally-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 15:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These were pretty decent for wasting time at work today&#8230;.give em a shot.  Literal translations of what&#8217;s going on in the videos.










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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These were pretty decent for wasting time at work today&#8230;.give em a shot.  Literal translations of what&#8217;s going on in the videos.</p>
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<div style="text-align: left; font-size: x-small; margin-top: 0pt; width: 480px;"><a title="from DustFilms" href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6342db2270/head-over-heels-literal-video-version-from-dustfilms"></a></div>
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		<title>Canadian Girls Gone Wild</title>
		<link>http://blogs.1051charlie.com/adam/2010/02/26/canadian-girls-gone-wild/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 23:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cousin Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if there&#8217;s anything more badass than girls smoking cigars and drinking cans of beer.
It&#8217;s not what you image when you picture an Olympian, but hey, these are Canadian girls who play hockey that we&#8217;re talking about.
After taking the gold from the American&#8217;s yesterday, the Canadians returned to the ice after the stadium [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" src="http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_oly_experts__10/ept_sports_oly_experts-306746341-1267164115.jpg?ymTfPvCD9QLs.nWe" alt="" width="320" height="240" />I don&#8217;t know if there&#8217;s anything more badass than girls smoking cigars and drinking cans of beer.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s not what you image when you picture an Olympian, but hey, these are Canadian girls who play hockey that we&#8217;re talking about.</p>
<p>After taking the gold from the American&#8217;s yesterday, the Canadians returned to the ice after the stadium emptied out.  They were still in uniform and had their gold medals around their neck.  They also brought cigars, cans of Molson Beer and bottles of champagne that they were swigging from.</p>
<p>Really, who cares if they were celebrating?</p>
<p>I guess the International Olympic Committee does, saying they were not acting like Olympians.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d say their real mistake was not realizing there were photographers still in the stadium.</p>
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		<title>Woah John Mayer, Pull Those Reigns Back!</title>
		<link>http://blogs.1051charlie.com/charlie/2010/02/11/woah-john-mayer-pull-those-reigns-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 15:13:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure what&#8217;s more insane, that stupid pot hole that I hit on Stoughton Road which they don&#8217;t seem to fix or John Mayer.
I guess it&#8217;s John Mayer. Remember these are his quotes which fall into the TMI category&#8230;.
The singer dished on exes Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson to Playboy Magazine, saying that some [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" src="http://media.ledger-enquirer.com/smedia/2010/02/10/16/532-People_John_Mayer.sff.embedded.prod_affiliate.70.jpg" alt="" width="139" height="200" />I&#8217;m not sure what&#8217;s more insane, that stupid pot hole that I hit on Stoughton Road which they don&#8217;t seem to fix or <strong>John Mayer</strong>.</p>
<p>I guess it&#8217;s <strong>John Mayer.</strong> Remember these are his quotes which fall into the <strong>TMI </strong>category&#8230;.</p>
<p>The singer dished on exes <strong>Jennifer Aniston</strong> and <strong>Jessica Simpson</strong> to <strong>Playboy</strong> <strong>Magazine, </strong>saying that some of the rumors that Aniston dumped him over his Twitter addiction were actually fairly accurate. According to Mayer, she saw his “involvement in technology as courting distraction.”</p>
<p>Then, he took a snarky dig at the 41-year-old actress, saying, “I can’t change the fact that I need to be 32.”</p>
<p>When it comes to <strong>Jessica Simpson</strong>, however, the details were far juicier, with Mayer revealing that their sex life took a walk on the wild side more often than not. “That girl is like crack cocaine to me…sexually it was crazy…it was like napalm, sexual napalm.”</p>
<p><strong><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-3787" title="JohnMayerJessicaSimpsonToge" src="http://blogs.1051charlie.com/files/2010/02/JohnMayerJessicaSimpsonToge-209x300.jpg" alt="JohnMayerJessicaSimpsonToge" width="209" height="300" />Mayer</strong>, a self-proclaimed sex addict, went on to reveal how far he would go to keep banging a girl that made his eyes roll back in his head. “There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to…say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f***ing snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep f***ing you.’”</p>
<p>The no-holds-barred interview has also gotten the singer into some hot water with the African American community after he claimed that “black people love me,” and divulged that when someone recently inquired on how it was to have a “hood pass,” he said that such a thing would really be called a “n***** pass.” He also referred to his penis as a “white supremacist.”</p>
<p><strong>OK dude, you win</strong>.  The Stoughton Road pothole has nothing over your level of insanity.</p>
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		<title>Pranksters Never Quit</title>
		<link>http://blogs.1051charlie.com/charlie/2010/01/20/pranksters-never-quit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 17:19:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How about a good rick roll for today?
That&#8217;s coming, but first a video of a call-in talk show where a person gives their story&#8230;which surprisingly sounds similar to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

The real Fresh Prince theme:

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Now for a good Rick Rolling.  (Rick Roll: tricking someone into listening to, or repeating the lyrics [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How about a good <strong>rick roll</strong> for today?</p>
<p>That&#8217;s coming, but first a video of a call-in talk show where a person gives their story&#8230;which surprisingly sounds similar to <strong>The Fresh Prince of Bel Air</strong>.</p>
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<p>The real <strong>Fresh Prince</strong> theme:</p>
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<p>.<br />
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Now for a good <strong>Rick Rolling</strong>.  (Rick Roll: tricking someone into listening to, or repeating the lyrics to <em>Rick Astley&#8217;s &#8220;Never Gonna Give You Up.</em>&#8220;)</p>
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<p>.<br />
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And finally, if you haven&#8217;t ripped your eyeballs out yet.  You just might after watching<strong> Martha Stewart pole dance </strong>on her TV show.</p>
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		<title>Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel</title>
		<link>http://blogs.1051charlie.com/adam/2010/01/05/alvin-and-the-chipmunks-the-squeakquel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 15:36:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cousin Adam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rated PG – 1h28 -
      
First a warning: Unless you have children under the age of 10, there is no need to see this movie.
Alvin and the Chipmunks 2 reunites the furry and high pitched trio, Alvin, Simon and Theodore.  While on tour in Paris, their handler Dave Seville [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-2265" title="alvinandchipmunks" src="http://blogs.wolx.com/files/2010/01/alvinandchipmunks.jpg" alt="alvinandchipmunks" width="94" height="140" />Rated PG – 1h28 -</p>
<p><strong><strong><em><img src="http://wolx.radiotown.com/starcinema/redstar.png" border="0" alt="" hspace="0" vspace="0" /></em></strong></strong><strong><strong><em> </em></strong></strong><strong><strong><em> </em></strong></strong><strong><strong><em> </em></strong></strong><strong><strong><em> </em></strong></strong><strong><strong><em> </em></strong></strong><strong><strong><em> </em></strong></strong></p>
<p><strong>First a warning:</strong> Unless you have children under the age of 10, there is no need to see this movie.</p>
<p><strong>Alvin and the Chipmunks 2</strong> reunites the furry and high pitched trio, Alvin, Simon and Theodore.  While on tour in Paris, their handler Dave Seville (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005134/">Jason Lee</a>) becomes unwittingly injured and has to send the rodents back home under the care of his dumbwitted nephew Toby ( <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1157048/">Zachari Levi</a>.)</p>
<p>The are sent to school, where they are asked to compete in a battle of the bands competition, but end up competing against a rival female chipmunk trio: The Chipettes.</p>
<p>Filled with silly sight gags, a variety of pop-turned-Chipmunk tunes, and some mild peril this movie can only be tolerable through the eyes of a child.</p>
<p>The chipmunks are boisterous, and extremely predictable.  The live actors phoned in every second of the film.  I wonder why they even bothered looking in the direction of the computer-animated chipmunks, who were digitally added in long after the human actors cashed their checks and ran.</p>
<p>In summary, if your kids like grown men being hit in the groin by toy motorcycles, or flatulent men trapping furry animals under the covers, by all means waste your hard earned money on this one.</p>
<p>If not, wait for the rental.  Put it in the DVD player, sit the kids down in front of the TV and GET OUT OF THE ROOM!</p>
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		<title>Careful Dawn, Dave, Don and Debbie</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 14:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some eggheads in Detroit at Wayne University have come up with a new death timer for you.
Their study shows people whose first name begins with “A” live longer by 10 years those whose initial is “D.” They claim it stems from school grades. People whose name starts with D are more likely to have low [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-3299" title="reportcard" src="http://blogs.1051charlie.com/files/2010/01/reportcard-242x300.jpg" alt="reportcard" width="242" height="300" />Some eggheads in <strong>Detroit </strong>at <em>Wayne University</em> have come up with a new death timer for you.</p>
<p>Their study shows people whose first name begins with “A” live longer by 10 years those whose initial is “D.” They claim it stems from school grades. People whose name starts with D are more likely to have low self-esteem, which is linked to cancer and other illnesses.</p>
<p>They had shorter lives than those whose names began with E to Z.</p>
<p>I feel bad for everybody whose name starts with an “F.”</p>
<p><strong>Frank, Fran, Fred &amp; Felicity</strong>. Come sit down.  I’ve got some bad news for you.</p>
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