Movie Review: Machete
Rated R – 1h45Aye dios mio! When it comes to fun trashy movies, you don’t get much better than Machete. Heck, just saying the name is fun.Part action, part Spanish soap opera and a full dose of B-movie mockery Machete exceeds on just about every venture it sets out on. You’re taken on a [...]
Now We're Cookin With Fire
I'm not the kid of grillmaster who would step in an tell another grillmaster what to do on his/her grill. That is a clear violation of the grilling code of conduct. Still, if you're going to be cooking out this Labor Day weekend, we found these tips on how to make your burger [...]
Friday Night 80s: Back To The Shoeture
This may be the greatest advancement in shoe technology ever. It a merger between the 1980s and modern times as Nike has filed patent papers for a shoe with an automatic lacing system, similar to the Nike Air Mag from the "Back to the Future" sequel.The movie was set in 2015, so it [...]
What Animals Learn From Us
You know if your dog or cat could talk, you'd be paying out a LOT of cash to keep them quiet.Here's the Top 5 list of Things Animals Learn From Watching us:5. Dog doo is such a valuable commodity it should be collected and put away.4. Humans lack the flexibility to properly groom themselves,but take [...]
Music 411: Box Office To A Boxy Holding Cell
What's up with celebrities? I think this is a case of feeling that you're above the law.Rapper T.I. and wife have been arrested on drug charges last night after police smelled alleged marijuana coming from their car. Really dude? Smoking and driving around...out in the open? The 29-year-old T.I., whose real name is Clifford Harris [...]
Music 411: Can We Swear Now?
Cee-Lo Green's latest smash song is both a joke and art.He's the guy that made a big splash with the group "Gnarles Barkley." They had a 2006 hit with the song ‘Crazy."Cee-Lo newsong has a profanity in the title, but the nice version is "Forget You." Green says it started like many his songs do: [...]
Music 411: University Of Steve Miller
Oh yeah. I've learned some great lessons from that school.This coming semester though, I may take "Swingtown 101" and audit "Jet Airliner" just for fun. UW Grad Steve Miller is taking on a new role…professor. He’s the Artist in Residence at the University of Southern Carolina’s Thornton School of Music. The job will have him [...]
You Are About To Freak Out
Seriously. If they really go ahead with a plan that will require Movie Theaters to put the calorie count on the foods they sell, you will never eat there again. That makes me sad, because the movie theater floor is where I pick up most of the traction that's on my shoes.The FDA says thousands [...]
Ain't no party like a Party Patrol Party!
Hey guys! Hil-Dawg here!By far, my favorite experiences this summer have been when people from the community invite the Party Patrol to, well, patrol their parties! Two times this summer, I have been there when fans of Charlie FM have requested that the Party Patrol stop by their backyard parties to hang out, play games, [...]
He's seen nearly every movie ever made and claims he's seen Star Wars 695 times. Since we can't match wits with him on movie knowledge, we at least can shut his jerk-mouth up by giving him a creative outlet. Check out his reviews, then judge for yourself if Hollywood has created the next stink bomb, or the next all-time classic.