Posted by Cousin Adam on November 1, 2011
There’
s a new poll out today that says we’re so worried that no one can pull us out of the current economic crisis, that we’re thinking about which former President could help us.
Keep in mind, these people are no longer alive, but we would like to bring back. Zombie presidents? Let’s hope it doesn’t go that far. Here’s what the 60 Minutes/Variety Poll said:
36 % said they wanted the Ronald Reagan to lead America out of the economic crisis
29 % picked Roosevelt
14% picked Thomas Jefferson
8% picked Roosevelt’s successor Harry Truman
1% chose William Henry Harrison, who was inaugurated in March 1841 and died one month later.
For me, I’d choose a President that never dies to fill the role. That would be a president from the movies. Here’s some good choices:
Robin Williams as Theodore Roosevelt from Night At The Museum – Quite bronze and fearless.
Harrison Ford as President James Marshall in Air Force One - He’ll punch ya in the face.
Morgan Freeman as President Tom Beck in Deep Impact – Com’mon. It’s Morgan Freeman.
Harry Shearer as President Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Simpsons Movie – He’ll terminate high interest rates.







When you see a movie trailer…do you have the expectation that the movie will match it?