Charlie's Top 5: Rejected Slogans for Beer
5. Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!4. A decent excuse for your normal clumsy self3. Beer: That nasty taste means it's workin'!2. Easier to Spell than Whiskey1. Beer: It's how you got here.
Funniest One In A While
Every once in a while, Saturday Night Live will still throw something funny out there at us. The sketch on the Toyota Prius made me chuckle. Hope this improves your Monday.Here's another less funny sketch. The classic Twilight Zone episode where the airline passenger sees something on the wing of his plane. [...]
Green Zone
Rated R – 1h55 -It looks and feels a lot like Matt Damon in the Bourne Identity but this has a more serious tone. It’s part military action thriller, part expose of what went wrong with the Iraq war.Green Zone follows mid-level US Soldier Roy Miller (Damon) whose job is to track down weapons [...]
Hizziewood Hizzle: Conan Hits The Road, Billy Corgan Defends Jessica Simpson, Robert Pattinson To Sing
We know what Conan O'Brien is planning to do in the next couple of months. He has just announced a 30-city comedy tour called, "The Legally Prohibited From Being On Television Tour". Being the incredibly generous guy that he is, he isn't getting paid to do it! The only reason he's doing the tour is [...]
Top 10 Nerd Rock Songs
Ever heard of SXSW?It's another one of the giant music festivals that happens across the country each year. (Lollapalooza, Bonnaroo, 10,000 Lakes, Burning Man...you get the idea.) SXSW or South By Southwest begins today in Austin, Texas.Its grown from just music to incorporate film and other interactive elements. Those interactive elements are often heavily attended [...]
Kiss Dare U2 and the Rolling Stones to a Stadium Contest
Never one to shy away from saying, well, anything, Gene Simmons has called out U2 and the Rolling Stones. Speaking on XFM Radio in the UK, the Tongued One said that he and Kiss would crush Mick Jagger and Bono in a stadium duel."I would love to play on the same [...]
Can You Believe What Bieber Did?
This may be the most shocking video I've seen in some time. By the way, NSFW and possibly some younger Justin Bieber fans.
Hizziewood Hizzle: Lady Gaga's Style A Health Risk?, Corey Haim's Troubled Life, 24 Cancelled
Though Corey Haim's agent is saying that he was clean at the time of his death, a producer and close friend of Haim's is revealing that he had a serious addiction. Producer Nathan Folks said that he had started substituting prescription drugs for the illegal ones he once used. Nathan says, "Corey was a great [...]
Best Videos You'll See Today
Lets see, cute bunnies, insane Bridezillas, dogs on trampolines and reporters freaking out. You got a better way to waste five minutes today?Make sure you stay for the face wash...Oh yeah. That's letting the crazy out. Get ‘em with the mannequin.This is just cruel. A break up phone service. NSFW!Maybe the coolest [...]
There was a story that came out last month involving the power of social media. Musician David Carroll wrote a song about the bad customer service experience he had with United Airlines.
They apparently broke his guitar, so he wrote a song about it.
A month later, he’s followed up his complaint with another song. Also, a month later, United Airlines says the bad publicity from the whole dealio has caused their stock to drop 10%, costing shareholders around $180-million dollars.
Granted that’s just a paper loss. Still it shows the people still have the power.
Watch out you TV dinner makers, that Turkey-jelly cranberry disaster I had last night may qualify for a lawsuit.
Kind of a crazy week with Ted Kennedy and….I guess that’s all that was really going on this whole week.
In any case, here’s some of the fun stuff we missed.
John Mayer bet TMZ that they couldn’t find his mugshot from a 2001 Atlanta arrest for driving with a suspended license. They won and now he has to pay $25,000 to Harvey Levin’s favorite charity.
The Brett Favre version of “Lola.” Its NSFW and very annoying after about 35 seconds.
Doogie Howser was practicing his evil laugh:
There was the chump cheating husband in Philadelphia who had this as his punishment:
Mandy Moore was pitching a new product. Totally NSFW.
And finally the “provocative” list of 10 things you never knew about guys according to AskMen.com. Way to man up!
1. 84% of men look for wife potential in a girlfriend.
2. 85% of men believe that they should pay for the majority of dates at least until a relationship is established.
3. 70% of men say they would not cheat, but only 13% are entirely satisfied with their sex lives.
4. 84% cook at home.
5. 50% are comfortable with their significant other staying in touch with an ex.
6. 69% have fantasized about a friend of their wife/girlfriend.
7. 81% say that the economic crisis has not had a direct negative effect on their career progress, yet it did prompt 69% of men to save more money in 2009.
8. 48% of men said they would dump a girlfriend if she became fat. (c’mon, guys!)
9. 60% of men would take a male equivalent of the birth control pill if such a drug ever came to market.
10. 73% of men are comfortable sending birthday wishes via text message versus a phone call or face-to-face greeting.
Q: What do you do when a 500-pound bear walks into your skateboarding park?
A: Give him a helmet and pads…and wait your turn until he done.
That actually happened in Snowmass, Colorado this week where a bear wandered into a sunken skate park and couldn’t get out. They lowered the bear a ladder…which the bear apparently knew how to use. It climbed out by itself and wandered off.
I don’t know what’s more freakier. A bear wandering into your park or a wild bear that knows how to use human tools. Screw planet of the Apes. Here comes Planet of the Bears.We must fear this bear!
Consider this a grassroots campaign to bring back the greatest grocery gameshow EVER, Supermarket Sweep! Hey, contestants in those matching oversized sweatshirts, go for the meat counter, the ham is worth tons of cash!
Kidd Kraddick had some of the crew from the new Fox show Glee on this morning.
I wasn’t too sure about watching a high school show about the nerd department, but this one looks kind of fun. A musical TV show. Hmmm…this isn’t pre-press for the release of the modern version of “Fame” is it.
I wouldn’t put it above Fox, but hey, you gotta take your entertainment where you can get it.
In what may be one of the most odd statements that Jessica Simpson has released….she now says her dog is a lesbian.
Of course this type of update only deserves to be announced on Twitter, so that’s what she did. She says “Daisy and her best friend Bella back together again. Lesbian lovas forever!”
First of all Jessica, maybe your dog doesn’t appreciate you outing her on social networking sites. Second, maybe your dog was just flirting and isn’t ready for a committed relationship. Did you ever think of that before putting that type of pressure on?
Please, someone call up the woman and ask her out on a date. She’s clearly lacking for things to do.