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Jon & Kate Plus 8 minus all that getting along with the family junk, another funny Jessica Simpson-Tony Romo story and are you really breaking up with Kim Kardashian?
Original airdate: 7.31.09
With all the beer summits, Sarah Palin resignations and Brett Favre retirements going on this week, I wanted to make sure we didn’t miss out on some funny stuff that happened this week.
There was the whole Kelly Clarkson-Beoynce rip off scandal (play one than the other…you’ll see):
There was William Shatner reading Sarah Palin’s posts…poetry-jazz style:
And finall, there was the Facebook listing of the 22 worst named towns in the world. Check it out, but you are warned, some of it is NSFW.
I think since this is officially “Beer Summit” day, the answer is beer.
President Obama is having noted Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates and the Cambridge Police officer (who arrested Gates for breaking into his own home) Sergeant James Crowley over for a beer. They say it will be a casual affair with the President to talk things out…and hopefully make up.
I think we can take that one step further. Perhaps all IRS agents should schedule all future audit meetings with an open bar. Why not have rail drinks 50% off during the next Madison City Council meeting? Perhaps we could have $2.00 Long Island Iced Teas on all government holidays.
These are the booze that we hold to be self evident.
Hulk Hogan goes through the Big D, Twilight teases and are court orders worth anything anymore?
Original airdate: 7.29.09
I was just perusing the world wide webs and found that Britney’s ex, K-Fed is one of those guys who has gone from hunk to chunk.
Generally, it’s the female celebrities who get all the headlines for boosting their wasitline, often unfairly. So, it caught my attention that a dude was getting attention for a buddah belly. What guys doesn’t have one nowadays?
While the once svelte Kevin Federline has put a spare tire around his midsection…it make me wonder if this is just the beginning of something to come. Who will be the next big celeb to get raked over the coals for going heavy on the Little Debbie snack cakes?
If you wanna see some of the chaos that’s already ensued for once skinny…turned portly dudes…check out this photo gallery.
If you can watch Ace of Cakes or Emeril without a snack, you’re stronger than me.
Indecisiveness. Look it up in the dictionary, Brett Favre’s picture is next to the definition.
That’s OK, because there’s money to be made. Sears said yesterday that some new research shows that we take a couple months to make up our mind when it comes to buying a big TV. Naturally, they hired on Favre to do a funny, mocking commercial relating a consumers indecision to Favre’s indecision about retirement.
Ha, ha. Very funny.
This makes me think that Favre knows that he’s fallen out of favor with fans who are just sick of all the headlines that the retirement story takes up. He’s trying to win them back by showing his funny side.
That, or he just doesn’t care anymore and is just doing whatever he wants.
In that case, more power to ya Brett. We love the crazy-random thing here.
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